You guys gotta be tired of looking at MY bewbs by now!!
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Best Barf Cleavage
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900ss
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You guys gotta be tired of looking at MY bewbs by now!!
Absolutely not! Ladies, please discuss amongst yourselves and fulfill our childish male fantasies!
Please? :boobies:boobies:boobies:boobies
Oh, I'm forgetting me manners. Thanks very much!
cthulhu
Disciple of Yuen Siu Tin:
You guys gotta be tired of looking at MY bewbs by now!!
Oh no, this could be the beginning of a career for you. Of course I won't have to become a client because I'll build the site.
arty
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I could put my ass on my chest and still not have anything worthy enough to be called cleavage. :|
You gals have been great sports!
You gals have been great sports!
Gixxergirl1000
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- Connie
^^^ well, if MY ass were on my chest, I wouldn't be able to walk upright!!!
cthulhu
Disciple of Yuen Siu Tin:
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It's all teh beauty, send me the pics and I'll Photoshop the butt on the chest, no surgery required (or allowed by aesthetic principles obvious to most of us).
Actually in The Book Of The Breast (Robert Anton Wilson) a theory of busty development in evolution is put forth explaining why all of that bulk which is not required for anything but (heh) luring sex partners (dolphins are mammals, you know, so are cats) why it is (sometimes painfully) carried by some women...
The idea is that when we were on all fours the sexual signaling device was the butt. Lostsa' cleavage there. Once we walked on two legs and faced each other most of the time* women who had a little cleavage, well it suggested a frontal butt, Darwin spoke, and tah-tittie-dah!
*this might actually have been about language, not pedestrianism)(though we men still have trouble with eye contact sometimes)
I could put my ass on my chest and still not have anything worthy enough to be called cleavage. :|
You gals have been great sports!
It's all teh beauty, send me the pics and I'll Photoshop the butt on the chest, no surgery required (or allowed by aesthetic principles obvious to most of us).
Actually in The Book Of The Breast (Robert Anton Wilson) a theory of busty development in evolution is put forth explaining why all of that bulk which is not required for anything but (heh) luring sex partners (dolphins are mammals, you know, so are cats) why it is (sometimes painfully) carried by some women...
The idea is that when we were on all fours the sexual signaling device was the butt. Lostsa' cleavage there. Once we walked on two legs and faced each other most of the time* women who had a little cleavage, well it suggested a frontal butt, Darwin spoke, and tah-tittie-dah!
*this might actually have been about language, not pedestrianism)(though we men still have trouble with eye contact sometimes)
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Idontdotrix
let sleeping bitches lie
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^^^ well, if MY ass were on my chest, I wouldn't be able to walk upright!!!
I find that task hard enough as it is. were I to add anything else up top I would need some type of stabilizers.
I justify the proportion of my butt by explaining I need it to counterweight the boobage.
Gixxergirl1000
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- Connie
your ass is NOT big enough to counterbalance your cleavage. 
Subsequently, some of mine shall be removed from me, and attached to you, thereby providing the stabilization you require!!
Subsequently, some of mine shall be removed from me, and attached to you, thereby providing the stabilization you require!!
Idontdotrix
let sleeping bitches lie
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uh, DISAGREE!
let's take it to the judges, shall we? some of you guys have met me, what say you?
oh go ahead, you get a free shot on this one. I'm in a good mood.
let's take it to the judges, shall we? some of you guys have met me, what say you?
oh go ahead, you get a free shot on this one. I'm in a good mood.
Joebar4000
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I need to see all angles, totally unclothed, to make a really good assessment.
Gixxergirl1000
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- Connie
Chicka, you're just going to have to suck it up, put on your big girl panties, and accept the fact that you do NOT have a big ass. Sorry.
yelow748
i have gas
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I'm a Judge
I say the ladies and not so ladies let me take the pictures
. You must wear a postage stamp only
Hooli
Bonafide
Coming from a black man, you really want to know? Okay. Your backside is broad, but not BIG in a ba-donk sort of way. Sorry, no sista' booty visible here.
900ss
Well-known member
Well I don't believe we have met, but I bet your behind is absolutely glorious! When we do meet may I comment?
Gixxergirl1000
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- Connie
OldFatGuy
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Ugh, enough talk about butts. Mine's the size of Montana. But back to the gym next week!!
Buster the Pocketdog volunteered to help generate a pic for this thread to resuscitate it...
Now that's a lucky dog!
900ss
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Ugh, enough talk about butts. Mine's the size of Montana. But back to the gym next week!!
Buster the Pocketdog volunteered to help generate a pic for this thread to resuscitate it...
So mine's smaller than Nauru; what's the big deal? http://geography.about.com/library/maps/blnauru.htm, but my wife still finds it attractive. Where am I going with this? I don't know, check back tomorrow. I'm listening to some 60s and 70s right now. Yours is still lovely. 'nuff said.
Idontdotrix
let sleeping bitches lie
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she's just trying to put a dog in with her bewbage and be cool like me
bwaaahahahahahahaha!
Koli was curled up in my cleavage last night- had his head rested on my chest while we snoozed. but sorry no pics! we was sleepin!
bwaaahahahahahahaha!
Koli was curled up in my cleavage last night- had his head rested on my chest while we snoozed. but sorry no pics! we was sleepin!
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