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Best LEO practical jokes:

we had a hide out spot... sometimes up to ten units side by side...


two man unit, both sacked out with feet sticking out of window (one in front seat, one in rear).


tied their shoe laces together (both feet out same side windows)....

LOTS O' KNOTS........



then we get called in for 10-10.
 
Old girlfriend of mine got pulled over by CHP. CHP officer walks up and asks that standard question " do you know why I stopped you?"

She: "Because you were going to ask me to the CHP ball?"

Officer without hesitation: "No, the CHP doesn't have any balls"....
then he realizes what he said. Face got beat read. Handed her information back to her and left before she could even get the car started.
 
I was wrenching on cars in those days, and a buddy was a cop. Anyhow... the 94-98 crown vics had a fuel inertia (cutoff) switch that was very close to the quarter panel on the driver's side. with a well placed smack in the rear quarter panel, you could instantly shut one of these cars down. so one day, as my buddy was leaving in the cop car, I casually smacked the side of his car a couple of times and said "see ya later."

Of course, the car instantly died and wouldn't restart. He knew I did it, but couldn't figure out how. After a few minutes, I showed him the trick (and how to reset it) and he was like a kid in a candy store after that. I know he got a lot of mileage out of that trick.

Oh, and I'm pretty sure that ford relocated the fuel cutoff inertia switch in a more protected location on the later models. But if any of ya work in an outfit with some older crown vics still around, it's an easy one to do. Just look inside the trunk for the fuel cutoff reset switch, then smack the outside of the fender right where the switch is. Works every time. Well, it used to anyhow.
 
Nowhere as good as the stories above but I was behind two moto cops at a red light once. They were casually chatting it up. When they could tell the light was about to change they get set and start reving like they're gonna drag race. Just before the light changes guy on right reaches over and hit's the kill switch and takes off.
 
Only good one I had involved the hermaphroditic blow-up doll from my funniest call story. My partner and I threw bleach all over it and drug it to a gas station to fill up with air. Then, we put it in the locker of a guy we kept warning about leaving his locker unsecured. Being Graveyard Shift workers, we waited for the guy to come in for day watch, and were standing by with a Poloroid to document the fun. Let's just say that it was a tight fit in the locker, so when he opened the door, it kinda burst out at him and looked...um...happy to see him? Thought the guy was gonna have a stroke! Best part was, even when my partner ratted on me, no one believed him. Wish I still had that picture...
 
Re: Re: Best LEO practical jokes:

CHICKenstrip said:
Only good one I had involved the hermaphroditic blow-up doll from my funniest call story. My partner and I threw bleach all over it and drug it to a gas station to fill up with air. Then, we put it in the locker of a guy we kept warning about leaving his locker unsecured. Being Graveyard Shift workers, we waited for the guy to come in for day watch, and were standing by with a Poloroid to document the fun. Let's just say that it was a tight fit in the locker, so when he opened the door, it kinda burst out at him and looked...um...happy to see him? Thought the guy was gonna have a stroke! Best part was, even when my partner ratted on me, no one believed him. Wish I still had that picture...
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Ya shouldda dressed the doll up with the uniform in the locker- and left it in a patrol car with whoevers name tag and badge on for ALL to see :teeth

But hey- that's just me :shhh
 
Noid said:
Old girlfriend of mine got pulled over by CHP. CHP officer walks up and asks that standard question " do you know why I stopped you?"

She: "Because you were going to ask me to the CHP ball?"

Officer without hesitation: "No, the CHP doesn't have any balls"....
then he realizes what he said. Face got beat read. Handed her information back to her and left before she could even get the car started.
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classic... :laughing :laughing :laughing
 
Hmmm... (Writing in 3rd person here).

I recall seeing a few fellas receiving fake transfer letters on official letterheads advising them they would be transferred to different assignments throughout the department. Some were pissed, wondering who they had pissed off.. Others thought they had an IA beef coming, and others were just freaking pissed. PERIOD.


more to come...:teeth
 
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twisted TLR said:
Hmmm... (Writing in 3rd person here).

I recall seeing a few fellas receiving fake transfer letters on official letterheads advising them they would be transferred to different assignments throughout the department. Some were pissed, wondering who they had pissed off.. Others thought they had an IA beef coming, and others were just freaking pissed. PERIOD.


more to come...:teeth
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In third person of course:

The fake sexual harrasment memo against a male SGT making unwanted sexual advances towards a male officer- damn did that get 'blown' outta proportion :laughing
 
Did some time on ship's in the service and time gets to drag on with so many fellows jammed in. Did you know:
- Seran wrap stretched tightly over a toilet seat is almost invisible?
- In a rolling sea where the ship is heeling over well a little vaseline on a toilet seat can cause quite a ruckus.
- Switching water lines on house plumbing can be fun!
- Sending the new guy back for a "bucket of prop wash", "METRIC crescent wrench" or "left handed smoke shifter" can spice up the day.
- Last but not least: if you're too drunk to take care of yourself when you get back from shore then you probably deserve to have your eyebrows shaved off.

So much more..... switched lockers, bunks moved, stripper on floors during a storm, etc, etc.. Ask a sailor sometime about practical jokes they pulled at sea.
 
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