Brazilian Woman Wins The Right To Watch Porn & Masturbate At Work

[Wormwood]

Hell, I'd still hit it.

Since we are sharing.

Yeppers.

 

[MtnRacer]

Hell, I'd still hit it.

Seriously. That chick jerks off 47 times a day and nobody's at least CURIOUS? I'd take one for the team!

Steve

 

[Wormwood]

Hot dog down hallway?

 

[m_asim]

Quick, someone marry her, that will stop that right now. And she still doesn`t look happy, go figure.

Worst advice EVER. Nothing you do can satisfy this nympho. Heck you, the milkman, postman, policeman and the grocer combined together can't satisfy her

 

[Xenophonii]

Block Party!!!!

 

[Just J]

 

[Cereal KLR]

Worst advice EVER. Nothing you do can satisfy this nympho. Heck you, the milkman, postman, policeman and the grocer combined together can't satisfy her

You must have never been married? This would be a j/k.

 

[Factor5]

Hot dog down hallway?

I'd.

Still.

Hit.

It.

 

[budman]

Only a woman could have won that case...

 

[Archimedes]

She puts that on her resume and she will NEVER have trouble getting a job again...

"Yes, I have to masturbate incessantly all day and watch porn at my desk, and I have a court order permit..."

"You're hired!"

 

[Wormwood]

Barf System Administrator Assitant

 

[Climber]

She's in the wrong profession. If she worked as a video porn actress doing masturbation all day, she'd be all set.

 

[Hooli]

Is she hawt?


(you guys are slacking)

She'd look better wearing a full face Arai. With DARK tinted shield.

 

[Archimedes]

She'd look better wearing a full face Arai. With DARK tinted shield.

You know, it's probably that kind of teasing as a child that caused all the anxiety she know needs to release by masturbating...

 

[MtnRacer]

You know, it's probably that kind of teasing as a child that caused all the anxiety she know needs to release by masturbating...

In other words... Keep up the good work!

Steve

 

[m_asim]

You must have never been married? This would be a j/k.

Ahh I see. Well in that case, she will having sex/masturbating with everyone EXCEPT her husband

 

[CockyRooster]

Could this be the first woman to ever truly understand a BARFer?

 

[Cycle61]

In other words... Keep up the good work!

Steve

 

[two wheel tramp]

I do like the way porn looks on my super large screen at work...

 

[serazin]

The comments are great!

It is sort of disappointing that someone described as "hypersexual" needs porn to get off.

Maybe the first 45 you don't. But I know from personal experience that the last two require some visual aids.

And aloe.