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Cager rage

just take an entire car spot, you'll only get a note.
 
Obviously this calls for a Missed Connections posting on CL.
 
boney said:
There's a Hawk on Hayes and Buchanan that had paint poured over it. Be thankful for Teriyaki.
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Yep, could have been brake fluid on your tank. :wow

I would stop with the creative parking since you know the possible repercussions. I'm not going to open your next thread on this. :(
 
Bummer that he didn't use oyster sauce. I love oyster sauce.
 
Glad to read that this was a minor inconvenience for you...could have been worse...
 
This one time I caught a guy in the process of backing into my bike. It was tilting over onto the sidestand when I ran out and grabbed it, screaming for the dude to stop. He gets out of his car and starts yelling at me for having parked there in the first place. Then some guy from across the street starts yelling at him for yelling at me, all around a wonderful conversation. He keeps telling me I'm going to get a ticket, and I keep telling him I have been parking in that same spot every week for a YEAR with 0 tickets because it's Sunday, dammit.

It's fucking SUNDAY. The meters are not running. And his car has 20 fucking feet of space IN FRONT OF IT. :facepalm
 
Hooli joekng again!!!

srsly you'd be amazed at some slight differences between places.

TO BE ON TOPIC I THINK IT HELPS TO KNOW YOUR NEIGHBORS AND BE FRIENDS WITH THEM. but maybe not, maybe it was bad/unfortunate/oblivious parking. Definitely.

but sauce on the bike? That I haven't heard so far, that's pretty nasty. That's on par with the fallen and spray-painted bike I heard of in the Mission.
 
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Bassem said:
Marinara on an italian then?
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Some HP sauce on a Triumph perhaps? Get them ponies moving!

Seriously though, if it washes off it isn't rage, just a little calculated mayhem. Paint, brake fluid, a baseball bat - those are examples of rage.
 
The wonton disregard on barf is amazing. I should get my friend General Chow to pour oyster sauce on your bikes!

The bike is ok but it's sticky in the weirdest places. I need to take the fairings off and really take a look at her. The funny thing is that this happen no less then half a block from my house. This whole damn thing happened on Grove @ Central and I had to park in this spot because my normal spots were taken.

There is a guy that parks several bikes across the way from where my bike was marked. He takes up about 2 - 3 parking spots and I don't believe anyone messes with him because he takes up so much real estate with the bikes. He is probably a barfer!

Anyway, it sucked to have it happen but honestly my bike has been kicked over 2 times in the last month so I am very happy it was just sauce.
 
I've been commuting to SF by Motorcycle everyday for over a year rain or shine and haven't had my bike knocked over or been yelled at, where the hell are you guys parking?

Most people just go: "Nice Honda/Ninja/BMW" :)

I still don't know why so many people in SF have cars, motorcycles/scooters are the perfect solution.
 
SlideSF said:
Some HP sauce on a Triumph perhaps? Get them ponies moving!

Seriously though, if it washes off it isn't rage, just a little calculated mayhem. Paint, brake fluid, a baseball bat - those are examples of rage.
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So where would a horses head rate on a scale of mayhem and rage? :teeth
 
Entoptic said:
The wonton disregard on barf is amazing. I should get my friend General Chow to pour oyster sauce on your bikes!
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Please tell me this post was an honest misspelling. :laughing:thumbup
 
When you live in the City of Tolerance and Diversity and every other PC thang, there is a great amount of bottled-up hostility from all the self-regulation. Glad you can clean it off. As for parking, this happens with cars too, when you have to park next to somebody who took the line in multiple spaces. Like you said, you end up lookin' bad. I have actually passed on spots to avoid the possibility.
 
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