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CHPs = Super Troopers? (movie)

but jeebus, that was a real heart-stopper!!!




Nice that they let you go. It must have been the "Johnny Chimpo" sticker on your bike.:teeth
 
"How's the view from sugar heaven, bitch!"

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Foster: "Alright Meow, hand over your licence and registration."
(The driver hands over his licence)
Foster: "Your registration? Hurry up Meow."
Man (laughing): "Sorry."
Foster: "There something funny here boy?"
Man: "No, no, no."
Foster: "Well then why are you laughing Mr. Larry Johnson? Alright Meow where were we?"
Man: "I'm sorry, are you saying Meow?"
Foster: "Am I saying Meow?"
Man: "I, I, I thought you..."
Foster: "...don't think boy Meow do you know how fast you were goin'?"
(The man starts to laugh again)
Foster: "Meow what is so damned funny?"
Man: "I could've sworn you said Meow."
Foster: "Do I look like a cat to you boy? Am I jumping around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree?"
Man: "No, no."
Foster: "Am I drinking milk from a saucer?"
Man: "No."
Foster: "Well do you see me eating mice? Now you stop laughing right now."
Man: "Yessir."
Foster: "Meow, I'm gonna have to give you a ticket on this one."
Man: "But..."
Foster: "...no buts Meow. That' the law. Not so funny Meow is it?"
(As Foster turns to walk back to their cruiser Mac indicates he has one more "Meow" to do)
Foster: "MEOW!"
 
SlayAnt said:
Meow sir, do you know how fast you were going?
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BWAhahahaaa...:laughing Cracks me up every time I hear (or say) it!

"Meow what seems to be the problem?" aaahhahahahaaa...
 
Foster: "Do I look like a cat to you boy? Am I jumping around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree?"

:laughing
 
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