Coworker bought handlebar clock for his bike, look at what's included

[GO.]

If I ordered a handlebar mounted bible, I would be ok with this pamphlet being in the box

 

[planegray]

If I ordered a handlebar mounted bible, I would be ok with this pamphlet being in the box

How about a handlebar mounted compass that always points to Heaven ?!!11

 

[GO.]

How about a handlebar mounted compass that always points to Heaven ?!!11

 

[DucatiHoney]

That would be Dr. Bronner's soap.

Yeah, that's the stuff. Hubby says it makes his nether regions all tingly and clean-feeling. I like his boy bits to be happy, so I gladly buy it, even though it kinda freaks me out.

 

[corndog67]

"If you don't believe and give your life to My God, you will be destroyed.

God

Allah

Jesus Christ

Etc.
Etc.

Does the watch work? Is it a good watch?

Fuckin' roll with it.

 

[JackTheTripper]

THAT"S IT!!!




i'm going to go ride my bike where there are no bike lanes

So you've decided to ride your own path then?

 

[CHUM]

So you've decided to ride your own path then?

I will walk about in freedom,
for I have sought out your precepts

Psalm 119

 

[corndog67]

"I think I"ll go for a putt."

Corndog 9/26....3:55pm....72 degrees

 

[Var]

How about a handlebar mounted compass that always points to Heaven ?!!11

Hush. You will anger the good Lord. He'll turn this bitch into Babel

 

[planegray]

Hush. You will anger the good Lord. He'll turn this bitch into Babel

Don't worry, I'll get you one of these !




http://www.amazon.com/Accoutrements-11093-Dashboard-Jesus/dp/B000CIS34U




oops.. maybe not !
http://articles.exchristian.net/2003/08/dashboard-jesus-kills-ohio-teen.php

 

[zignut]

Frickin' awesome. This is mastery of the segue.

 

[mean dad]

mastery of the segway, you say?

[youtube]iaHe3HyJ6pM[/youtube]

 

[Panamahaha]

I need to get one of these mounted on my headboard, so when I'm banging a young hot Latin broad and she screams out " aw mi dio-aw mi dio-aw mi dio", It'll appease her Catholic guilt.

Besides, he'll be jumping up and down and clapping.

 

[mike23w]

1. did i get what i ordered?
2. did i get a good price?
3. if yes to 1 and 2, buy from them again

i'm practical.

 

[Eldritch]

This kinda creeped me out. If it was me I'd have sent this shit back

This is me.

[youtube]pm2kJpkRhKA[/youtube]

 

[MrIncredible]

<twang>
I don't care if it rains and freezes
S'long as I got mah plastic Jesus,
Sittin' on the handle of mah bike.....

And I don't care if it snows
'Cause in the dark mah Jesus glows.
Sittin' on the handle of mah bike....

Oh I don't car if the road gets hairy
S'long as I've got magnetic Mary,
Sittin' on the handle of mah bike....


</twang>

 

[zombi]

my friend sells this talking jesus

http://www.pirromount.com/jesus/

 

[Panamahaha]

my friend sells this talking jesus

http://www.pirromount.com/jesus/

Very doubtful he'll ever generate the amount of revenue as the "real" Jesus has. Jesus Corp. went public on the market yeeeeeeaaaarrrs ago. His company has split and devided, but his interest is still high and people are litterally handing him money like "Adams temptation to take a chunk out of the Apple". Pun intendended.

 

[zombi]

Very doubtful he'll ever generate the amount of revenue as the "real" Jesus

true but still "WE'RE SO GRATEFUL FOR ALL WHO HAVE PURCHASED THEIR SUBMISSIVE JESUS. WE ARE NOW ABLE TO MANUFACTURE THEM FOR LESS MONEY, AND BEING CHRIST-LIKE, WE ARE PASSING THE SAVINGS ONTO YOU!!"

 

[Panamahaha]

ahhh iiight den