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Dec 19th, 11:45 am, operation "Sterilize Valgar" goes into effect

Valgar

Valgar

Fighting solves everything.
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I'll probably be at Zeitgeist by 1pm or so drinking, with ice on my balls.

Sadly, I'm not allowed to ride there :mad

So..I'm getting a ride in a car :p

Get your drink on early on friday...watch my balls swell.

:banana
 
Is this before or after teh Kilt Ride?
 
Valgar said:
I'll probably be at Zeitgeist by 1pm or so drinking, with ice on my balls.

Sadly, I'm not allowed to ride there :mad

So..I'm getting a ride in a car :p
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Dude don't do it, or is it reversible? You may want to have kids someday.
 
He may want to have kids someday, but rest assured that world does not want him to.:twofinger

BTW, unless the doc is a quack, you will not have swollen balls unless you are going the back alley way and having someone smack you in the groin with a sledgehammer.:wtf




However I am guessing that would just be a normal Saturday night for you.:rofl
 
vaara said:
Is this before or after teh Kilt Ride?
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After.

VTRZA said:
Dude don't do it, or is it reversible? You may want to have kids someday.
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Reversable, covered by insurance, and in a worst case scenario, sperm can always be harvested manually.

(No, not a handjob euphemism)

Plus, this satisfies my government mandated obligation to not breed.
 
Congrats on getting cut ... :teeth Will there be video documentation? I've always wondered how this procedure is performed.
 
slowpoke said:
I'll be in Santa Clara, but I'll swing by afterward around 5ish...
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I'll have xanax and percocet with me, I may not be there by 5 :p

(Actually I'll probably get dragged away after an hour or so)
 
Burning1 said:
In only 50% of cases.
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Depends on the procedure used, and the length of time that has elapsed.

Anyhow, there is always the harvesting method, but I really don't see that becoming an issue down the road.
 
I hear its easier for you guys than us girls. fairly invasive for us, thankfully mine was done while I was already open for a c-section. then again, the guy SUCKED at the c-section (awful incision, cut my daughter badly, etc). frankly as inept as the bastard was I'm surprised the tubal hasn't failed me.

enjoy your drinks wednesday and congratulate yourself on social responsibility

ps- don't be a hero, take the drugs. I tried to tough it out. big mistake.
 
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