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Define a BARFER...

usndocjaysin

usndocjaysin

New member
Joined
Nov 29, 2007
Location
Solano Co. (But Reppin' So. Cal!!!)
Moto(s)
2004 HONDA CBR 600RR
So if you were to look up a BARFER in the dictionary what would it read? I'll go first...


Gixxergirl1000
Pronunciation: Jixx-Err Gerr-el Wun Tho-sand
Noun

1 a: A female whimmenz in red leathers that is teh hotness that rides a gsxr1000 and is the QUEEN of Mines Rd. b: Member of TPW c: Vocalist and bass player for the group "Post Whore" d: One that likes her hair pulled by usndocjaysin e: "Sexy man" thread leg humper.
 
Jason you are teh lame! Go save some lives.. or sumptin!
 
:rofl :rofl :laughing You crack me up! I cannot deny any of that! :p But ya left out a lot! ... but thatz ok!

BRAT!!! :p
 
usndocjaysin -
Pronunciation - you-ess-en-doc-jay-son; Verb

Definition - one who is all about hardcore or thinking he's hardcore; who rides a CBR with a 'Reprezent'n So Cal Yo' demeanor; who is cute with tatoos; who loves my salsa and tits; has baby-mama/sugar-mama that will beat his ass; one who is an online !@#$* but a really super great person in real life; a barfer worth getting to know; one who fantasizes about me pulling his hair and piihb while suspended from my ceiling; one who I've known long before barf.


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bunnies, this thread needs cute fluffy bunnies with really big ears, hopping all over the place.
 
usndocjaysin said:
:rolleyesHow's abouts you define someone AW?:twofinger
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How's abouts you stfu!?!? :hand:love


OK FINE.


Psychochik
Pron: sahy-koh chik

1. Post Whore
2. BARFie Winner, 2008 ed. (Most Likely To Post In Your Thread)
3. Has large bewbz, downplays this fact.
4. Lives in Napa which apparently has nothing so she ends up in Concord at teh Skips meet a lot.
5. Drives a shitty Honda Civic.
6. Still suspended :(
 
Alayna said:
usndocjaysin -
Pronunciation - you-ess-en-doc-jay-son; Verb

Definition - one who enjoys pasting up "angry face" stickers in port-a-potties out in the boonies.

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Fixed.

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someoen who goes to jesus forums and posts incenently about motorcycles. or someone who harasses guinea pig forums.
 
Feanor - fee-nor (rhymes with penor: pee-nor), noun (we think)

Mythical, chimeric, BARF persona created by unusual convergence of sub-atomic particles recently discovered in massive collision experiments in Europe's Hardon collider.

Chimeric description derives from BARF's inability to determine if Feanor is either male or female; German or French. As it turns out, Feanor is all these things simultaneously and also so much more. Feanor has the unique distinction of being the only "real" thing in the universe constructed entirely of imaginary particles.

An interesting sub-note is Feanor's unusually strong attractive force to strikingly beautiful women. However, as these strikingly beautiful women come into Feanor's orbit they exhibit FWB (Fundamentally Weird Behavior) as exhibited by extreme clumsiness, wanton promiscuity and sexual nepotism. An as yet unexplained phenomena of the Feanor mystery is a fascination with lime green Kawasakis.
 
Tuxumino- posting inappropriate bunnys
 

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