Brokenlink
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First thing you do when you get an iPhone after unboxing it is strike it repeatedly with an 8lb maul. Then mail the remains to Cupertino
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First thing you do when you get an iPhone after unboxing it is strike it repeatedly with an 8lb maul. Then mail the remains to Cupertino
So you lost the part they provided you that would solve your issue with the phone and it's the phone manufacturer's fault? Got it...


Jesus fucking Christ.
I got a work phone. They asked if I wanted a Samsung s7 or an IPhone 7. Despite having a mac computer and n personal iPhone, I asked for the Samsung. Because quite frankly, I fucking hate iPhones. What did I get? The fucking IPhone.
Well fuck me running. The POS won't link up to my Bluetooth headphones. I can't use regular headphones because Apple is a fucking piece of shit cockcucking company.
Arrrgghghghghggh, I want to throw this thing.
Remember little over a decade ago when a ride out to Stockton meant turning your phone off to avoid roaming charges. Now we'd rather murder someone if limited to only reliable cheap communication.
Can't wait to see what the next decade will bring.
I always wanted an adapter to solve a problem that didnt exist.
What a stupid company.
You must still use 8-track players, Laserdisc, and rabbit ear antennas for TV reception too.
I just don't get all the Apple hate. I can't think of a time when I've seen hordes of iPhone users talking shit about Samsung's grenade phone.

Was there ever a phone where you couldnt turn off roaming?
For the record I have no problem with apple pie. We are all good as long as it doesn't want to link up to some asshole Bluetooth device.
I use rabbit antennas and they catch HD TV nowadays. Some people however don't know that, they always think whatever Apple tells them it's better.
Some people just don't want an apple product gee![]()
First thing you do when you get an iPhone after unboxing it is strike it repeatedly with an 8lb maul. Then mail the remains to Cupertino
Ten+ year ago cell phones while riding motorcycles??? Was easier to just turn them off, not like you left it on to check Facebook.
i think his point is well taken - if you don't like it, don't buy it. why yammer on about it?
with regard to OP - company phone = free phone - no? if that's the worst complaint you have about your job, you're doing pretty damn good.
i pounded the shit out of my company issued dell laptop with a shoe (spike healed pump). fuckers in IT told me the dents meant i had voided the warranty and i'd have to replace it out of my own budget. totally worth it.
You must still use 8-track players, Laserdisc, and rabbit ear antennas for TV reception too.![]()
Technology changes. I remember getting my original iPhone and all my friends would talk about is the fingerprint smudges on the touch screen. Now you probably can't even buy a phone without a touch screen. If the headphone jack is a deal breaker for you, then don't buy the product. The truth is, Apple is gonna be just fine without you.
I just don't get all the Apple hate. I can't think of a time when I've seen hordes of iPhone users talking shit about Samsung's grenade phone.
You must still use 8-track players, Laserdisc, and rabbit ear antennas for TV reception too.![]()
Technology changes. I remember getting my original iPhone and all my friends would talk about is the fingerprint smudges on the touch screen. Now you probably can't even buy a phone without a touch screen. If the headphone jack is a deal breaker for you, then don't buy the product. The truth is, Apple is gonna be just fine without you.
I just don't get all the Apple hate. I can't think of a time when I've seen hordes of iPhone users talking shit about Samsung's grenade phone.

So we cant discuss products we dont like? If you dont like dell, dont use it. Dont yammer on about it.
It's because Samsung isn't pompous, overpriced, and condescending, which is funny, because they have the superior product.![]()
