Nemo Brinker
Tonight we ride
no but there is a corollary between chicken strips, talking about it on the internet and the desire to be fellated.
Well, we all want to be fellated...but I suspect that those who perseverate on their chicken strips (or lack therof) may be diminishing their own odds.

Far too many variables to judge a rider by chicken strips. Maintenance, suspension setup, riding style and the rider's self-presentation (Rossi wannabe?
Let the strips go...free your mind, and ride your ride. Other riders are going to find some damn excuse to look down at you, guaranteed. Throw 'em the
and ride on into the sunset at your own pace.



