Does anybody remember the blonde from Conan The Destroyer?

[tooslow]

i remember her. oh man, my bruised penis.

 

[SVsick50]

Far left - smokin']/i]

 

[Joebar4000]

Why were chicks asses SO flat in the 80's?

Because they'd found the emetics bottle, but not the squat rack.

 

[Sane_Man]

Why were chicks asses SO flat in the 80's?

Because they didn't have any Black in them.

 

[darkie]

I shit you not. I used to go to school with her. She sat right across from me in junior high. I remember her very well. That was when she went off to shoot the Conan movie. She has an older brother who is this really short guy named Ben and he used to drive her to school in his Datsun. She always sat in the back seat, never in the front. Nice girl. Her mom is was a babe too.

Oh yeah, if you want to see her nude, get a copy of the Bo Derek film called "Bolero". It's boring as all hell except for her scene. I don't know how they got that shot in the film because she was not 18 at the time.

 

[SVsick50]

I shit you not. I used to go to school with her. She sat right across from me in junior high. I remember her very well. That was when she went off to shoot the Conan movie. She has an older brother who is this really short guy named Ben and he used to drive her to school in his Datsun. She always sat in the back seat, never in the front. Nice girl. Her mom is was a babe too.

Okay, there was a descrepency about her age in this thread. How old was she when she shot that movie.

And she didn't grow up in the UK?

 

[darkie]

She was about 15 at the time. We were in 8th grade if I remember correctly. She had a Brit accent but was living in LA when I knew her. I remember when she had her 16th birthday. It was a big party at a resturant but I was out of town that weekend so couldn't go.

She was ultra sexy and sometimes used to come to school with no bra and her shirt unbuttoned so you could ALMOST see the pepperoni. It would drive the guys nuts in class. But she was not an easy girl at all. Very picky about guys and definitely did not sleep around.

 

[SVsick50]

She was about 15 at the time. We were in 8th grade if I remember correctly. She had a Brit accent but was living in LA when I knew her. I remember when she had her 16th birthday. It was a big party at a resturant but I was out of town that weekend so couldn't go.

She was ultra sexy and sometimes used to come to school with no bra and her shirt unbuttoned so you could ALMOST see the pepperoni. It would drive the guys nuts in class. But she was not an easy girl at all. Very picky about guys and definitely did not sleep around.

With that post, you have just set off an epidemic of bruised penises on BARF.

 

[darkie]

I think I have a picture of her that she gave me but it's probably packed away who knows where. What do I get if I go through the trouble of finding it?

 

[Sane_Man]

Olivia d'Abo was born on 1-22-67.

Conan the Destroyer was filmed from 10/83-1/84, and released on 6-29-84.

So she was 17 when the filming wrapped, and was 17-1/2 when the movie premiered.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0087078/business

I usually wait a couple of months before going to the theater to see a new movie. It would take about 2-3 viewings before I decided she was "Fap Worthy". I would need 1-2 months to stalk her and find out where she hangs out. After taking my Fall vacation, I would collect magazine articles to build my shrine to her. After ordering my mailorder chloroform and renting our love nest, I would kidnap her on her 18th birthday.


I wouldn't have found no shame in hittin' it.

 

[antipathy]

All of you guys are freaking me the fuck out....















But you can bet your ass that I'm going to put Conan and Bolero on the Netflix cue....

 

[trent]

Because they didn't have any Black in them.

Um, I don't think Cleavon Little was "in" any women, let alone white girls.

 

[mrc]

You mean to tell me that scene w/ Madeleine Kahn was fake?

Mongo not know how to feel.