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Dog Piss

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Dogs will usually sniff first.

So......

Hungarian paprika

One nose-full and that dog will never get near your bike again.

Getting it on your rims might present a challenge but I am sure you can figure out a way.

This substance has kept my front yard a dog free zone for some time.
 
that is not true.
why a dog pissing on electricity will work:
the dog does not have rubber soled shoes therefore it is grounded. the way electricity works is it finds the easiest path to ground. piss is indeed a conductor. as long as it is a steady stream. inorder for a human to be shocked they would either have to be barefoot on a slab of concrete or the electricity would have to have some pretty substantial power. this of course is all dependent on the stream of piss being a constant stream. on a side note. i love how this thread was made back in july and its still going. lol
psychocandy said:
i don't really have the proof, but it's fairly well established that pissing on an electrified object does not an electric shock make. that's the reason a lot of folks are saying "i like your style, but i don't think it'll work."

it's one of those things people come up with in science class when they learn about electricity and conductivity. i'm not an electrical engineer or anything, but i was told by a physics teacher in high school that this wouldn't work. :nerd i have a few theories that make sense to me. i think that in order for this to work, the urine stream has to be unbroken and continuous (most "streams of urine" are not that consistent). and the current it's coming in contact with has to be of a certain magnitude (that is probably greater than what your mail-order electric fence will put out) to transmit the shock.

i don't own a dog, but i would like to. i like to think that when i do, i wouldn't be so crass as to let it piss on people's bikes and cars, etc. unless they deserved it. :cool

good luck anyway.
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Dog piss is definitely nasty stuff. We moved to our current residence about 7 months ago. Since then we've been trying to figure out why the carpet in the dining room always felt damp and smelled funny. Turns out the previous tenant had a dog that used the dining room as it's personal urinal. It even got down the hvac duct and rotted it through. So, we now have to move all our furniture out so we can get new floor coverings. I blame the dog's owner completely.
 
hiphopn said:
that is not true.
why a dog pissing on electricity will work:
the dog does not have rubber soled shoes therefore it is grounded. the way electricity works is it finds the easiest path to ground. piss is indeed a conductor. as long as it is a steady stream. inorder for a human to be shocked they would either have to be barefoot on a slab of concrete or the electricity would have to have some pretty substantial power. this of course is all dependent on the stream of piss being a constant stream. on a side note. i love how this thread was made back in july and its still going. lol
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I've had Electricity kick my ass several times.

Every time I was wearing heavy rubber soles.

Once on tide flats (tide was out) arc Welding under a steel boat, I'm wearing Shoe pacs, a complete rubber boot.

Once doing maintenance in a factory, flip the main breaker to a machine to the off position, and start to work on an Electrical circuit...funny thing some time in the past somone has done some creative wiring, that circuit was hot.

Once in a house with just 110 volt circuit, pretty much same thing (letting go of that one took way too long).

Another one happened to a co-worker in a factory. He started to plug in a 440 plug next thing he knew was he was in a hospital. He said, he had no control of his mind, it was like it was a TV set and someone else had the remote control clicking.
 
louemc said:
Another one happened to a co-worker in a factory. He started to plug in a 440 plug next thing he knew was he was in a hospital. He said, he had no control of his mind, it was like it was a TV set and someone else had the remote control clicking.
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sonovabitch is lucky to be alive
 
louemc said:
I've had Electricity kick my ass several times.

Every time I was wearing heavy rubber soles.

Once on tide flats (tide was out) arc Welding under a steel boat, I'm wearing Shoe pacs, a complete rubber boot.

Once doing maintenance in a factory, flip the main breaker to a machine to the off position, and start to work on an Electrical circuit...funny thing some time in the past somone has done some creative wiring, that circuit was hot.

Once in a house with just 110 volt circuit, pretty much same thing (letting go of that one took way too long).

Another one happened to a co-worker in a factory. He started to plug in a 440 plug next thing he knew was he was in a hospital. He said, he had no control of his mind, it was like it was a TV set and someone else had the remote control clicking.
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well you see if you touch both wires you are grounded. youre gunna get shocked. i have a scar on my arm to prove that. lol
as far as under the boat thing goes you was the only thing touching the ground your rubber boots? not likely or you were grounded in another way. and you got shocked in the panel im sure cuz once again you were grounded. either by touching the box and a hot wire or a ground/ neutral. the 440 well dude shouldnt have touched the prongs when plugging it in. he wouldnt have almost died if he kept his damn fingers off the prongs. fact of the matter is you will not get shocked off just a hot wire unless you are grounded... ground,wire,... etc.
 
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See, when your free to make things up, you just go googlie :rolleyes.

Touching the prongs on a plug as your plugging it in. Maybe where you work they do, not anywhere I ever worked, did they hire total idiots, and turn them loose, with the equipment. :rofl
 
Ive worked at places where they hired complete idiots. Working on a condo project as a young man i witnessed one complete idiot reach under a couple sheets of siding he was ripping with a skilsaw to see if the blade was making it completely through. Now he is an 8 fingered idiot:laughing fucking dumbest shit ive ever seen.
louemc said:
See, when your free to make things up, you just go googlie :rolleyes.

Touching the prongs on a plug as your plugging it in. Maybe where you work they do, not anywhere I ever worked, did they hire total idiots, and turn them loose, with the equipment. :rofl
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louemc said:
See, when your free to make things up, you just go googlie :rolleyes.

Touching the prongs on a plug as your plugging it in. Maybe where you work they do, not anywhere I ever worked, did they hire total idiots, and turn them loose, with the equipment. :rofl
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hmmm ok. just telling you how electricity works. considering how i work every day with it and all. but live your life in fear that you may get shocked for no reason at all. doesn't bother me any.
 
hiphopn said:
well you see if you touch both wires you are grounded. youre gunna get shocked.
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Touch both wires and it doesn't matter what or where you are. You're a path. Your bell is gonna ring real loud. ...
 
Razel said:
Touch both wires and it doesn't matter what or where you are. You're a path. Your bell is gonna ring real loud. ...
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... and you gonna sizzle foshizzle
 
hiphopn said:
hmmm ok. just telling you how electricity works. considering how i work every day with it and all. but live your life in fear that you may get shocked for no reason at all. doesn't bother me any.
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See there Ya go again, making stuff up. I don't live my life in fear.
 
louemc said:
See there Ya go again, making stuff up. I don't live my life in fear.
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sorry i didnt actually mean that. i would never assume something like that. i mean hell i have been zapped 1000000 times and some were real bad and have the scars to show it and i dont live in fear either. ;) im just a thrill seeker and seem to find enjoyment in working on hot wires. lol either that or im stupid and lazy :rofl but arent we all thrill seekers and thats why we ride bikes? :ride
 
Funny, I work with live electricity every day; I almost never get shocked, maybe once a year. Then again, I take measures not to get shocked.



Fwiw, I think that the Mythbusters "third rail" experiment didn't work because, the "bladder" that they used didn't have any force propelling the "urine". I think that you would get a more consistant stream with an animals bladder, because there is elastic and muscle force pushing out the urine. The mythbusters used a gravity feed, with I believe didn't have the force neccesary for the urine to have a uniform stream, thereby having gaps and droplets.

At least, that's what I'm going with.
 
yah i almost never get shocked also but i have still been shocked a ton of times, and you are correct about the mythbusters thing cuz they even show it in slow mo and you can see the stream isnt solid. they eventually got it to work anyways. if there is enough electricity it will arc right through your rubber soles so...
the grinch said:
Funny, I work with live electricity every day; I almost never get shocked, maybe once a year. Then again, I take measures not to get shocked.



Fwiw, I think that the Mythbusters "third rail" experiment didn't work because, the "bladder" that they used didn't have any force propelling the "urine". I think that you would get a more consistant stream with an animals bladder, because there is elastic and muscle force pushing out the urine. The mythbusters used a gravity feed, with I believe didn't have the force neccesary for the urine to have a uniform stream, thereby having gaps and droplets.

At least, that's what I'm going with.
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I had to walk 5 miles in the snow to get to school....
 
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