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Don't argue with your GF about "Aliens", especially if she's Jennifer McCarthy

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Jennifer McCarthy Pulls Gun From Vagina After Dispute Over Space Aliens: Cops


The ex-wife of Pulitzer Prize-winning author Cormac McCarthy was arrested Saturday after allegedly whipping a gun out of her vagina and threatening her boyfriend.

Jennifer McCarthy, 48, got into an argument with her 53-year-old lover about space aliens, according to a probable cause affidavit obtained by The Smoking Gun. McCarthy left her Santa Fe residence, then came back and changed into lingerie. The outfit was accessorized by a silver handgun placed in her vagina, with which she began to have "inner course," [sic] according to the affidavit.

While cleaning the chamber, McCarthy reportedly posed the question, "Who is crazy, you or me?" before pulling out the gun and pointing it at her boyfriend's head, the Albuquerque Journal reported. The boyfriend told deputies he wrested the weapon away from her and put it first in the toilet, then the trash can.

McCarthy was charged with aggravated assault on a household member.
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"inner course" :laughing

guess police recruiting standards aren't too high in NM :laughing
 
I just would love to hear the conversation that preceded this happening.

Guy: "But they do anal probing!!!!!!"

Human Holster: "I'll show you what I'm going to probe!!!"

Or maybe she believed that tinfoil hats were ineffective, so she decided to one up them.....get it....one up....


I don't know what she looks like, but she sounds fun! A little bit too much fun to marry perhaps, but the kind you keep as a FWB.
 
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I'm open minded and shit, but putting a firearm in your snatch is just a but too much for me... She could have got killed by an unloaded firearm and think of what would happen if the clip got snagged on her piercing!
 
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She was in the doorway. She had stripped in there and dressed her body for the boudoir, soft ladyclothes baring flesh and something more, down at the forking of her legs. Hard nickelplate steel, the Smith & Wesson. Her hand was on it.

Whos crazy.

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It was her voice that spoke but it seemed to rise from the void of the gunbarrel. His stuporous amazement broke and he made a lunge, wrested away the wet and befouled sidearm from her grip. He lurched toward the bathroom. The Smith & Wesson plashed in the toilet water and lay there, cold and still like a homunculitic babe unwombed premature, lost to god and man alike.
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stylized version from gawker http://gawker.com/a-literary-and-do..._source=gawker_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow
 
"But Mingey, the lady said there WERE aliens..."

"Shut the hell up Gary, this guys and idiot and he's gonna get it!"

..for the South park fans.:laughing
 
Not superstar Jennifer McCarthy but this one:

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woman carries a gun in her whooHaww !?

Has anyone seen Roman lately ?
 
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