SFSV650
The Slowest Sprotbike™
O'Reilly will give you $5 if you drop off a lead acid battery at the moment.
Burn the tires in the fireplace, good heat. The antifreeze makes great kool aid.
Brake fluid?
Just pour it on your neighbor's car... does wonders for the paint. If more people knew, detailers would be out of business.

I take my tires to the local shop I don't like and put them in their pile- after hours of course.
I just pour the brake fluid into the oil container. It's usually only like 8 ounces at the most among the 5 gallons of oil.
You can contaminate a whole batch of oil really easily. Why not just properly recycle the brake fluid?