Ever get caught b8in?

[Beauregard]

Yeah, so I'm in fifth grade and some kid brings in a "How To" book on sex and I read the part about masturbation and decide to give it a try. Raise my hand, ask to go to the bathroom, get there and try out what I've learned... and it works. Right on. Couple of hours go by and I decide to try it again, only this time I'm flogging away at the then mini-bishop and I hear some snickering and there's this sixth-grader looking over the stall wall at me; caught red handed.

I got some shitty nicknames that year, and learned how to fight.

 

[Obscura]

Nope, I'm straight ninja with that shiz, yo.

Though if you count animals, then well. . .

 

[jacksprat]

If I made a comment about Harleys, would that be considered b8in?

Wait, I'm on your ingore list aren't I?

Smooshed post ftw!!!

 

[JackTheTripper]

kid at my high school named Shiloh got caught sitting on the toilet, pants around knees with a jar of Vaseline on his knee. "b8in" was known as doing the Shiloh Shuffle for 3 years after that.

 

[Lester Green]

If I could wrap my hands around it....I would.

 

[jacksprat]

If I could wrap my hands around it....I would.

Wrong thread.

 

[mean dad]

never by anyone i didn't WANT to get caught by.....

 

[Hundo]

Yep. :| I had the most painful boner when I was 12. We had just moved to Napa and I was sitting in my dad's car in the downtown parking garage, waiting for him to come back to the car. My bastard penis was throbbing and a through-the-pants rub wasn't appeasing his agenda. I didn't want my dad to come back and see that I had erected a Levis tent, so...

I whip my tallywhacker out (after looking around furtively at the dark garage) and proceed to try and smack the bastard into a limp submission. A few minutes goes by and my cawk is just soft enough for me to feel comfortable about putting him back in the coop when I feel eyes to my right -- a really cute girl that looked a little older than myself was just standing there smiling and holding a few shopping bags.

I was totally mortified and looked the other way as I slam-dunked my dick back into my pants and layed the seat down. A few years later I met the girl at a sophomore high school party (we went to different schools). She claimed that she had never told anybody about it.

Yes she was hawt; no we didn't git to bangin'. I just cringed hardcore as I re-read my post.

 

[ohio]

Totally busted by college roommate. I was like "dude, I'm busy here!... and sorry about your sock."

 

[theAmazingKickstand]

my mom walked in my room to find me sufficating my first real GF in 10th grade. It ws really terrible for me.

to your question though, only my bro's dog. But I let her in, I didnt care. Plus she has a lot of fur so that saved me from using a shirt or socks.

 

[smallfry]

I've been caught several times. Once by my mom, and once by someone on this board.

 

[2old2fly]

Did I leave my webcam on?

 

[MikeyRocks]

I whip my tallywhacker out (after looking around furtively at the dark garage) and proceed to try and smack the bastard into a limp submission.

I don't know why but I totally found that amusing, and not in the M4M kind of way.

She claimed that she had never told anybody about it.

I bet everyone at the party heard about it by the end of the night

 

[Bronto]

In regards to the sex manual. Not long ago, there wasn't computers to go finding stuff. As a kid located a sex book at the library was like finding the holy grail I'd shiftily took the book to the xerox machine and copied several pages. Couldn't very well check out the book being a kid. It took several visits to get enough pages copied.

 

[I'm OaklandLion]

college, frat house, I passed out drunk, in my bed, nude, with a death grip on it, snoring away.

They had a stream of people looking at me, they said I was gripping it so hard it was like I was afraid someone would take it.

I guess I passed out in the middle of it....?

 

[TylerW]

Couple years ago I was in a hotel room having a midday relaxing stroke (I'd put the "do not disturb" sign on the door) when the maid service barged in. I think she was a lot more embarrassed than I was, but I still advised the front desk that their their housekeeping department should pay attention to those signs.

 

[I'm OaklandLion]

Couple years ago I was in a hotel room having a midday relaxing stroke (I'd put the "do not disturb" sign on the door) when the maid service barged in. I think she was a lot more embarrassed than I was, but I still advised the front desk that their their housekeeping department should pay attention to those signs.

was she hawt?

 

[MikeyRocks]

^^ Sounds like the perfect start to an awesome pron scene...

 

[TylerW]

was she hawt?

No.

 

[Aluisious]

There should be a law against building dorm rooms with line of sight from the computer desk to the hall when the door is open.

PS it's much easier to pretend you were playing solitaire in the three seconds between the lock being accessed and the door opening if you're wearing sweat pants than in jeans.