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Example why dating sucks and I spend $$ on myself

littlebeast said:
dubs - you need to cut to the chase, and go all light tackle on women on the street. pick your prey, ram them with your shopping cart, and then grab them by waist and plant a big wet one. pick them up, dust them off and apologize for being a cad. release her, mutter something along the lines of - 'shit, confused you for someone else'. walk away, glance back at her. if she's still standing there, and not frantically dialing 911, ask her out. simple. no?
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uhh......

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That sounds pretty amazing but also jail time.
 
jacksprat said:
*Not.


You seem unable to read more than a single sentence in anyones post and connect it to the rest of what they say. I always just thought you excessively rude, I'm not so sure anymore.
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off the charts weirdness with you. couldn't imagine living in your self righteous skin. you got something to say about everything. hardly a thread goes by and your not in the middle of it.
 
Dubs...I dunno man.

Personal anecdote: I'm 5'11" barefoot, so 6'0" in pretty much any shoes/flip flops/etc. On top of that I work out a fair amount and it shows, but not in the "BEEEEEEEEEFCAAAAAAAKE" swoll Jesus manner. That aside, I've dated 5'0"-6'4" women, and enjoyed my time with each independently for various reasons. It's all about you dude. That link about "FUCK YES/NO" and self improvement really kinda nailed it, and I've seen a lot of other random articles saying the same thing in a nicer way - Don't worry so much about finding your dream girl...be the dream guy your dream girl wants. There is no finish line to self improvement.

Or, as one of my other buddies who was 5'4" and built like a brick shithouse used to say "it's all the same when they're on their back getting slammed through the wall". He used to make it a point to seduce the tallest women around. Course, part of that might have been the "fuck it, everyone's taller than me anyway, what does it matter if she's 4" or 8" taller?"
 
NorCalAthlete said:
Dubs...I dunno man.

Personal anecdote: I'm 5'11" barefoot, so 6'0" in pretty much any shoes/flip flops/etc. On top of that I work out a fair amount and it shows, but not in the "BEEEEEEEEEFCAAAAAAAKE" swoll Jesus manner. That aside, I've dated 5'0"-6'4" women, and enjoyed my time with each independently for various reasons. It's all about you dude. That link about "FUCK YES/NO" and self improvement really kinda nailed it, and I've seen a lot of other random articles saying the same thing in a nicer way - Don't worry so much about finding your dream girl...be the dream guy your dream girl wants. There is no finish line to self improvement.

Or, as one of my other buddies who was 5'4" and built like a brick shithouse used to say "it's all the same when they're on their back getting slammed through the wall". He used to make it a point to seduce the tallest women around. Course, part of that might have been the "fuck it, everyone's taller than me anyway, what does it matter if she's 4" or 8" taller?"
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have i told you lately how much i adore you?
 
jacksprat said:
Victorias secret models are not typical models. They're the most freakish. They're the Lebron James' of the model world.
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They tend to look the most like they might actually be men.
 
Dubbington said:
I have good dates. Did last saturday and the 2nd date is tomorrow. After dinner/drinks we passed on a movie and new a spot up the street with a city view. It was 11ish and snuck on the golf course, checked out the stars and sucked face :laughing Few days later she texted asking how I was and when were getting together again.

I made a joke about height referring to her job, she said she was taller than most girls which I thought was off from Facebook. I asked how tall and the rest happened. I ask because I'm used to it being an issue and dont want to waste my time, thats all.
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Oh okay, good. I was wondering why you always have these dating threads, but I'm glad to know some of them work out for you. (Not like I'm personally responsible for you getting laid or anything :p)
 
jacksprat said:
Victorias secret models are not typical models. They're the most freakish. They're the Lebron James' of the model world.
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I was hoping you were going to say "They're the Labron James' toe of the model world" :laughing
 
back when i was single, and trying the dating scene (ugggg), did some reading.... the #1 thing women want to see when they read a mans personal add, is that he is 6 feet or above. women care about height as much as (if not more so) than men care that their woman isnt overweight.

dubbs is being realistic, and doesnt want to waste his time. I would have played the exactly like he did. :laughing

he saved himself a destine to fail date, some cash, and some self respect, and we all got a funny ass barf thread out of it - and OMFG that picture is HILARIOUS !!!!!!! but i'm 6feet so... :laughing
 
Back in the younger years there was a saying to the effect of "there's no such a thing as a girl that won't go to bed with you, only girls that haven't heard a good line.'

Don't blame the girl, OP.
 
InNoHurry said:
Back in the younger years there was a saying to the effect of "there's no such a thing as a girl that won't go to bed with you, only girls that haven't heard a good line.'

Don't blame the girl, OP.
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I bet they also said, "yes means no" too :rolleyes
 
Blankpage said:
He should of sent her a picture of his dick. Women appreciate that sort of thing.
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:laughing

This height issue can be corrected for $11.99.
 

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