Famales that ride sport bikes....

[Karbon]

better yet pop and lock it. Famales love to pop it an lock it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VXEYbhHUY8

 

[Hooli]

 

[Karbon]

That was such an awesome video - was that in earnest or well done irony? I couldn't tell. AWESOME!

I love these kind of links because it lets me browse related items that I never would have seen - like this one which has a pop-n-lock version of the macarena.

But if you really want the famales to pay attention, learn the New Orleans bounce - it also keeps you really fit, like this young man

[youtube]zwjeUrowoWQ[/youtube]

Or, something a little more familiar since I get the sense that BARF is by and large lighter:

[youtube]jnxSblKmVLU[/youtube]

aahahahahha this thread turned out a lot better than expected.

 

[Squidly McSmearstain]

That was such an awesome video - was that in earnest or well done irony? I couldn't tell. AWESOME!

I love these kind of links because it lets me browse related items that I never would have seen - like this one which has a pop-n-lock version of the macarena.

But if you really want the famales to pay attention, learn the New Orleans bounce - it also keeps you really fit, like this young man

[youtube]zwjeUrowoWQ[/youtube]

Or, something a little more familiar since I get the sense that BARF is by and large lighter:

[youtube]jnxSblKmVLU[/youtube]

Whiskey
Tango
Foxtrot

 

[clutchslip]

DO IT!

This thread deserves to die..
KILL IT.. KILL IT.. KEEEEEL ITTTTTTTTTTT.

What is up with you?

You have posted in this thread 12 (twelve) times: Screaming about killing the thread. That's almost 6 (six) percent of the posts.

It would die a lot quicker, if you stopped posting in it. Or maybe you could just stop reading it.

 

[MR. Awesome-Sau]

What is up with you?

You have posted in this thread 12 (twelve) times: Screaming about killing the thread. That's almost 6 (six) percent of the posts.

It would die a lot quicker, if you stopped posting in it. Or maybe you could just stop reading it.

I love contradictions and complicatedness.

 

[clutchslip]

I love contradictions and complicatedness.

Well then have at it. Post away. I have no idea what this complicatedness is. But if it works for you, then knock yourself out.

 

[MR. Awesome-Sau]

Well then have at it. Post away. I have no idea what this complicatedness is. But if it works for you, then knock yourself out.

My loins quiver in moist anticipation.

 

[Yo!Joe!!!]

With a hammer or with my penis?

Also, some of my favorite trips have involved getting lost.

With a sledge hammer of course... What you do with your tool is your business...

Getting lost on your own is cool. But getting lost with your famale in the passenger seat is not that cool... [ ]

 

[Yo!Joe!!!]

Well, I can do it all but kill that frigging squirrel in my back yard. I had him in the crosshairs, really I had him cold, my load was right, the wind was checked, I had the distance right......but the damn thing smiled at me and I couldn't shoot him. My wife isn't talking to me.

 

[Burning1]

Getting lost on your own is cool. But getting lost with your famale in the passenger seat is not that cool... [ ]

I'm not lost until the gas is low.

 

[Hooli]

pop-n-lock version of the macarena.

[youtube]zwjeUrowoWQ[/youtube]

Or, something a little more familiar since I get the sense that BARF is by and large lighter:

[youtube]jnxSblKmVLU[/youtube]

Son of a bitch, we can't keep a goddam thing.

 

[Burning1]

Son of a bitch, we can't keep a goddam thing.

Well... You did manage to take golf.

 

[Roadstergal]

Comment on Wait Wait re: Tiger - "He crashed his Lincoln at the end of his driveway in a gated community in Florida. Golf will turn anyone into an old white guy."

 

[netjustin]

feast your eyes on this, cockfags

http://www.amaproracing.com/rr/riders/rider.cfm?did=4028

 

[ThumperX]

Well, I can do it all but kill that frigging squirrel in my back yard. I had him in the crosshairs, really I had him cold, my load was right, the wind was checked, I had the distance right......but the damn thing smiled at me and I couldn't shoot him. My wife isn't talking to me.

thanx Russ
Really, thank you, that was effing brilliant

 

[Yo!Joe!!!]

I'm not lost until the gas is low.

I hate it when that happens...

 

[Yo!Joe!!!]

http://www.amaproracing.com/rr/riders/rider.cfm?did=4028

WOW..!

 

[Enchanter]

In after the lock...

Women are a myth. Don't believe the hype.

SWWAN DIVE..

omg.. GUYS.. IS THAT A GIRL?!

Can't be.. Girls.. Aren't.. REAL..

Someone say sauce?

How is this thread still going?

This thread is BARF's Fidel Castro.

Fixed..

Thread...still.. going...??

* aneurysm*

OMG.. YOU ARE PERFECT FOR ME..

Someone should murder this thread and someone should lock castro..

Wait.. What?

DIE THREAD, DIE.

*stab*

DO IT!

This thread deserves to die..
KILL IT.. KILL IT.. KEEEEEL ITTTTTTTTTTT.

I love contradictions and complicatedness.

My loins quiver in moist anticipation.

Do you remember this post?

Why does everyone think I'm a doppleganger?

You guys are paranoid. And lame.

You're right. I am awesome.

You may be one, you might not be. Either way, you have gone from from zero to scout in mere hours. I highly suggest that you reconsider your modus operandi. Barf is a fairly tight knit community and it would be a shame to find yourself on the wrong side of the fence due to your own actions. If you are in fact a new member/not a dupe, then waltzing in here acting like you are friends with everybody is actually going to gain you the opposite effect.

It was your first warning.

Ducati Honey worded this one a whole lot nicer than I would (or could) have:

the postwhoring...probably should ease up a bit on it, everyone, eh?

It was warning #2.

Here is a thread that you should become familiar with: Post Whoring

Here is the applicable section of the TOS:

4. Responsibilities

1. Members will conduct themselves in a respectful manner. This is not to say that arguments and disagreements between Members are not permitted, simply that a level of respect is to be maintained in doing so. Members' posts should not contain malicious personal attacks, flaming, baiting, post whoring (posting with the sole purpose of increasing their overall post count), trolling, e-sniping, e-stalking, indirect attacks, and other such activities that are not conducive to a positive and productive environment. Personal threats will not be tolerated, and may result in a suspension, if not a perma-ban. Such posts will be acted on by interpretation of BARF Moderators.

And one more:

6.1 At any time, Moderators may contact a Member by PM (Private Message), email or other means and request that said Member no longer post personal attacks, bait or flame other members, post whore or troll. They may also request that a Member edit or remove a post due to text or images they posted, edit or remove an Avatar or title, or edit or remove an item in their signature. If a Member does not comply a Moderator may take action according to section 5.2.

And to make it perfectly clear: This is a formal Moderator Request.
Restrict your post whoring to the Post Whore Thread and nowhere else.

Thanks.

 

[Enchanter]

Now in the 'Sink.

It should have been here from the start.