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favorite line from a song?

a trucker's life is full of strife
it's not hard to know why
no time for church on sunday
no time for a wife

they've always got a run to make
it's got to be on time
their soul's are black as coffee
and that's the reason why:

ain't no diesel trucks in heaven boys
they've all drove to hell
diesel trucks and heaven's clouds don't
mix very well

the angels up in heaven
all have wings to fly about
while the demons down in hell
drive diesel trucks around

truckers know the darkest streets
they don't fit down narrow roads
and the weigh stations at the pearly gates
won't take their heavy loads

i once knew a trucker
who prayed to god above
when he died his prayers were jacknifed
and the devil took his truck

ain't no diesel trucks in heaven boys
they've all drove to hell
diesel trucks and heaven's clouds don't
mix very well

the angels up in heaven
all have wings to fly about
while the demons down in hell
drive diesel trucks around

i got nothin against heaven
but it's hard to deny
the power of the devil's convoy
and all it's diesel pride

if i get to heaven
and my truck gets left behind
i'll sing this song to jesus
and try to change his mind

and he'll say :

ain't no diesel trucks in heaven boys
they've all drove to hell
diesel trucks and heaven's clouds don't
mix very well

the angels here in heaven
all have wings to fly about
while the demons down in hell
all drive diesel trucks around

-bob wayne
 
Power Wolves Beset Your Door
Hear Them Stalking
Soon You'll Please Their Appetite
They Devour
Hammer of Justice Crushes You
Overpower

littlebeast said:
do you think you'll be the guy to make the queen of the angels sigh?
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I love that song! :)
 
What Do You Want From Life?

Well, you can't have that, but if you're an American citizen you are entitled to:
a heated kidney shaped pool,
a microwave oven--don't watch the food cook,
a Dyna-Gym--I'll personally demonstrate it in the privacy of your own home,
a king-size Titanic unsinkable Molly Brown waterbed with polybendum,
a foolproof plan and an airtight alibi,
real simulated Indian jewelry,
a Gucci shoetree,
a year's supply of antibiotics,
a personally autographed picture of Randy Mantooth
and Bob Dylan's new unlisted phone number,
a beautifully restored 3rd Reich swizzle stick,
Rosemary's baby,
a dream date in kneepads with Paul Williams,
a new Matador, a new mastodon,
a Maverick, a Mustang, a Montego,
a Merc Montclair, a Mark IV, a meteor,
a Mercedes, an MG, or a Malibu,
a Mort Moriarty, a Maserati, a Mac truck,
a Mazda, a new Monza, or a moped,
a Winnebago--Hell, a herd of Winnebago's we're giving 'em away,
or how about a McCulloch chainsaw,
a Las Vegas wedding,
a Mexican divorce,
a solid gold Kama Sutra coffee pot,
or a baby's arm holding an apple?:teeth
 
women learn to be women
and men learn to be men
and i don't blame it all on you
but i don't want to be your friend

i'm gonna take the money i make
and i'm gonna go away...
 
Time is just a concept
says Einsteins kid, the dunce
Just peoples way of keeping
everything from happening at once

Spin DRs
 
Tell me now baby is he good to you
Can he do to you the things that I do
I can take you higher
I'm on fire
 
Some balls are held for charity
and some for fancy dress
but when they're held for pleasure
they're the balls that I like best
 
Make a joke and I will sigh and you will laugh and I will cry
 
Cause tonight I'm feeling sexy, going to fuck the world, forever.

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Am I a lunatic?
I'm going crazy
For just a word from
For just a touch from you
 
I'd rather laugh with the sinners
than cry with the saints.

the sinners are much more fun.

You know that only the good die young...
 
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