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favorite line from a song?

Okies, REPRESENT!

And he stopped off in Tushka at that "Pop's Knife and Gun" place
Bought a SKS rifle and a couple a full cases of that steel core ammo
With the berdan primers from some East bloc nation that no longer needs 'em
And a Desert Eagle that's one great big ol' pistol
I mean .50 caliber made by badass Hebrews
And some surplus tracers for that old BAR of Slayton's
Soon as it gets dark we're gonna have us a time
We're gonna have us a time...

James McMurtry, "Choctaw Bingo"

If that don't reverberate in your redneck heart you must be dead! :rofl
 
MysterYvil said:
I go, "Mom, just give me a Pepsi please,
Just one Pepsi!
And she wouldn't give it to me!
And she wouldn't give it to me!
All I wanted was a Pepsi!
Just a Pepsi!
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Some people try to pick up girls
They get called an asshole
This didn't happen to Pablo Piccaso
Why he could walk down the street
Girls could not resist his stare
Subsequently Pablo Piccaso was never called an asshole!
 
Baby, believe me I understand, when it comes to love
You want a slow hand
 
Sam the Sham!

Don't touch my junk
 
And then one day you find ten years have got behind you. No one told you when to run, you missed the starting gun.

A prescient requiem for the West?
 
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Before you slip into unconsciousness I want another kiss...
 
So I tell them I'm a pro jock
and who do you think they give me?
The Dalai Lama, himself.
The th son of the Lama.
With flowing robes, grace, bald, striking.
I'm on the first tee with him.
I give him the driver.
He hauls off and whacks one.
Big hitter, the Lama. Long!
Into a foot crevice
right at the base of this glacier!
Do you know what the Lama says?
"Gunga galunga. Gunga gunga da gunga."
So we finish and he's going to stiff me.
And I say, "Hey, Lama!
"How about a little something,you know, for the effort?"
And he says, "There won't be any money...
...but when you die, on your deathbed...
...you will receive total consciousness."
So I've got that going for me...
which is nice.


Wait, that might be a movie
 
Lets take a midnight ride
I wanna show ya
 
"I'll take you to a place where chimes are ringing
To a place with a chill where souls are singing"
 
Here I am baby, come on and take me
 
We're outnumbered ten to one here
Still, I love the odds
We will sacrifice them one by one
Send them off to the gods
 
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