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Fu**ed up, morbid, insensitive jokes

Var

Var

One Track Pony
Joined
Aug 9, 2006
Location
San Mateo
Moto(s)
are better than cars
Name
Var
ill add more as I remember . feel free to add your own.


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what's harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree?

my boner as I swing the hammer!
 
wow. that's one i haven't heard. pretty awful.

<disclaimer: it's offensive>

what's the worst part about having sex w/ an underage girl?

getting the blood off the clown suit.
 
haha ^^

I texted that joke to my friend but I substituted "5 year old" for "underage girl".

he replied back..."that's disgusting. 5 is way too old."
 
What's better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics?


Walking.

..
 
Okay, I'll play........

What's the BEST thing about being a pedophile?









Those little hands make your dick look HUGE!!!!!
 
:laughing


i hope this thread is more successful than the thread i started a few years back asking for racial/ethnic jokes.... people didnt like that one too much.... :rolleyes
 
I don't want any racial stuff only because I know it'll turn into a flame fest. keep it morbid, gorey, and disturbing .


thank you
 
What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?













Nothing.
You already told her twice.

:teeth
 
Why are there so many battered women in the world?


*raises fist* ... 'Cause they don't fuckin' listen!

..
 
lol heres another variant: what do 300 women in a battered wives shelter have in common? THEY DONT LISTEN!
 
-arguing on the internet is like winning the special olympics. Even if you win, your still retarded...
-why dont women wear watches? because theres a clock on the fuckin' stove.

lol one question, will i get flamed for leaving too many male supremist jokes? kuz i got a million of 'em.
 
what's grosser than gross?
"mommy, mommy why are you moaning like that?
"shut up and keep licking"
 
What's the best thing about sex with twenty six year olds?








There's twenty of 'em.
 
-why did the woman cross the road? who cares, why isn't she in the kitchen?


-why do women have small feet? so they can stand closer to the stove.
 
Why do women have legs?

To keep them from leaving snail trails in the kitchen.
 
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