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Grab Your Weapon for the Zombie Apocalypse

weasel said:
You have all that to your left right now? :hand
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I did, the XD was in it's case, just finished cleaning it and popped it back in it's case and set it on the computer tower, next to my pocket knife and a bottle of water... :twofinger :)

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Luckily, I have hand held radios, site and beyond. Lots of pencils for eye stabbing. 7 link chain (worthless), stapler, tape, umbrella (good for keeping off the blood splatter :thumbup), phone (for bashing in skulls), razor blades, gloves, and my mitts!!!

Almost forgot: under my desk (on the left) Makita DRILL (with big bits)!!!!!! sweet....
 
A 32 ounce Nalgene bottle full of water. So I should be properly hydrated while I'm running for my life.
 
Shit, I've got multiple choices for weapons. There is a table next to me which has a metal coffee mug, a mag light, a Spyderco and Kershaw, a spoon, plus I have a magazine rack under the table that has a variety of weighted objects to choose from. Not to mention, the wrought iron floor lamp next to the table. :banana :party
 
hmm, if shit goes down at work, i have a box of kleenex or a phone. of course, at home i only have a printer or an empty cobra basket.

things aren't lookin so good for kev...
 
I've got a spoon. Hell yeah. Guess who's eating the most brains of all? :drool

Steve
 
My coffee mug. Thats right zombie horde, you will be the bitch of my hot coffee!
 
I've got a 48 count box of 5-hour energy.:)

Now if only you had said to the right, then I would have an AR-15, M44, .22 mag, and a .40 Ruger. :(
 
A sturdy metal office chair. If given enough time could be disassembled to create multiple weapons and possibly a shield or battering ram. Could be messy but effective. :)
 
Leatherman multi, KY personal lube and a jar of multivitamins
 
computer tower or nail clipper... FUU MELEE IT IS! :(
 
DaveT319 said:
Roman wins! :rofl
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What's he gonna do, swing them from the cable like a bolo?

They will eat his brains as he searches for the key.

To my left is a closet full of motorcycling and snowboarding gear. Farther left through a wall is a gun safe with zombie eradication devices.
 
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