Grab Your Weapon for the Zombie Apocalypse

[rsrider]

In the newest Cheaper Than Dirt catalog, they have Darkotic Zombie Reactive Splatter Targets. $1 a piece but pretty .

Here are the targets, but they're cheaper if you buy them in bulk, like 50 target are $59.97.

 

[Beauregard]

A full sized leg lamp, like the one from "A Christmas Story."

 

[RRR70]

In the newest Cheaper Than Dirt catalog, they have Darkotic Zombie Reactive Splatter Targets. $1 a piece but pretty .

I sell the same ones for $11.99.

 

[elbacalao]

My weapon of chocie is going to be a big bag of kittens. No zombie will want to eat me after I toss em a nice new kitten to munch on.

 

[Hooli]

A full sized leg lamp, like the one from "A Christmas Story."

My nizzle.

Put it right beside the amberlamp.

 

[Beauregard]

My nizzle.

Put it right beside the amberlamp.

Seriously.

 

[rsrider]

Every time I go in your store I want to pet that thing....but I control myself cause I don't want to get smacked up side the head.....

 

[Beauregard]

Every time I go in your store I want to pet that thing....but I control myself cause I don't want to get smacked up side the head.....

"The soft glow of electric sex."

-Ralphy

 

[Horse]

My nizzle.

Put it right beside the amberlamp.

Where is the stolen TV?

 

[Horse]

Seriously.

Holy crap! I thought I had a foot fetish, but you clearly have me beat!

 

[*Tina*]

Shit, two remotes and a bottle of water. I die tonite should they rise.

 

[RRR70]

Shit, two remotes and a bottle of water. I die tonite should they rise.

At least you'll die hydrated.

 

[Asphaultnaut]

a stack of legal paperwork and lawyer referrals. Scary stuff.

"I'm Sue!"

 

[cynner]

Police/fire/CB/amateur radio scanner