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Handjobs....

I'm all a tingle thinking about Nemo's post. :blush :teeth
 
This why I don't drink until after 5 on weekdays (Usually)

Cheers :Port
 
I like to give HJs better than get 'em. Sit behind 'em, and lock one hand around their throat (or have a knife pressed to it), and the other wrapped around their junk. Whisper vicious sexy threats in their ear. Works like a charm. :teeth

I think I need a hot towel now.
 
I like to give HJs better than get 'em. Sit behind 'em, and lock one hand around their throat (or have a knife pressed to it), and the other wrapped around their junk. Whisper vicious sexy threats in their ear. Works like a charm. :teeth

i'd straight up say "peace" and scoot along very quickly. :later
 
I like to give HJs better than get 'em. Sit behind 'em, and lock one hand around their throat (or have a knife pressed to it), and the other wrapped around their junk. Whisper vicious sexy threats in their ear. Works like a charm. :teeth

Too early in the day to have these kinds of thoughts in my head. :laughing :laughing
 
Wow, youre not even funny. :|

shit my bad psychochik, bad dad quoted me about the question i asked you so i thought he was referring you to your first name. i realized who he was talking about, i apologize. forgive me? :doh
 
I like to give HJs better than get 'em. Sit behind 'em, and lock one hand around their throat (or have a knife pressed to it), and the other wrapped around their junk. Whisper vicious sexy threats in their ear. Works like a charm. :teeth


I love you:|
 
ZJ? What's that? Zipper job? :later

Ouch ... reminds me of

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"If you have to ask, you can't afford it."

It's a Beerfest reference. It was never explained and is therefore pure speculation!
It costs more, so it's got to be better. :laughing
 
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