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Harley-Davidson's and their small penis's

Does someone have a graph showing the penis size of Harley riders compared to riders on other brands. I would find this very educational.:laughing
 
Are you kidding everyone knows its us guys with the rice rocket that have tiny dicks, it's just that zoom by so freaking fast you can't see it...ROFL!!! See I believe in making fun of all riders
 
Im pretty sure my Busa is a girl and doesnt have a penis but im suspect of my xr650l? you know how those Hondas are! Honestly we have the same situation here in sacramento Ive owned four HD products and they all idled fine and required no more reving than any other bike in fact with Hds idling is what they do best since they dont really go very fast.
I for one would be so embarassed riding with a group who ride like jerkoffs revving all the time i would never ride with them again.
 
I've gone on plenty of rides with the Harley crowd and I will tell you for sure that the annoying asshat behavior of certain riders is what people should really focus their umbrage on instead of the bikes themselves. The guys I ride with are skilled and can keep up with sport bikes no problem in the twisties (and in most cases excel them). There is no throttle blipping, ear-raping or anything of the sort. In a way they ride just as fast and controlled as I would.

What is annoying is when there is a group of like 30 HD riders all going for a cup of coffee like 2 miles away riding straight through the middle of town slower than shit, making a hell of a racket. If you're out in the hills, nobody is around to hear the noise, but in the city it's just inconsiderate.

Harleys are not as reliable as Jap bikes (although if you compared my Honda to any HD you might not see it that way), they do cost a fuckload more than they should, they do vibrate too much, they are awfully loud, they are more about image than function to a lot of people, but I think this thread should be called "Harley Davidson RIDERS and their small penises" because 1) bikes don't have dicks and 2) it's the riders who annoy you, not the bikes themselves. I'm tired of seeing stuff like "Harleys suck because they don't perform as well as a sport bike." Apples and oranges, friend. They can be fun just not in the same way.

To paraphrase Einstein, "Every bike is a fun bike, but if you judge a Panhead by it's ability to corner, it will live its whole life thinking it is lame." :twofinger
 
Ummm I think it's just pure fun to bash Harley's since rice rocket riders get a bad rap....there are dick head riders in all classes of riding...but I must say Harley's take the cake with their loud pipes...they are way louder than a rice rocket no doubt...but the cops sure don't think so
 
Reli said:
no, not the same group at all :laughing

more like 60s/70s muscle cars, or diesel pickups that are used to collect their broken Hardleys
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:teeth
 
Hoppalong said:
Where else am I gonna do it?

If I cry like a little girl in front of my wife she gets that disgusted look and won't have sex with me.

The last time I cried like a little girl at work my boss said next time he'd fire me. Then he made me clean the the toilets.

If I cry like a little girl in front of my little girl she bitch-slaps me.
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Sucks for you then!

Can't be believe this thing is still going! :rofl
 
jh2586 said:
Was in SF this weekend for fleet week. Sat down at Pier 23 to grab a bite to eat during lunch. I couldn't even hold a conversation with more than two sentences before being interrupted by a Harley-Davidson and their 180+db's of exhaust... It's bad enough that they are loud, but at EVERY FUCKING STOPLIGHT, they have to rev their shit like there's no tomorrow. It's annoying as fuck! :thumbdown

What's the big deal about these bikes? Now, I'm not a HD expert, but after doing a little bit of research, these bikes are poorly built, heavy, bulky, overpriced and don't even have a lot of power.. they make loud noises (to make up for their lack of penis size?) and have chrome on them. Most who ride them are squids that wear little to no protective gear at all..

I don't get it.. to me, when I ride, I do it to my own satisfaction. I ride because it feels good to ride, not because I want attention and/or it LOOKS "cool" and "badass". I respect my machine, and in turn, it respects me. I wear ATGATT because I know the consequences..

By no means is this a stereotype, but you have to admit that like 99.99% of all HD riders fall into this category..

When I have exhaust on my supersport bikes, I get pulled over because it's "too loud".. when HD's have 10x the decibels that my bikes produce at partial throttle... they are in the clear...

WHISKEY TANGO FOXTROT?
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And I'd be glad to show you my cock if it would get you to shut the fuck up.
 
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