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hawt chicks on bikes

DucatiHoney said:
I want in. How do I catch teh hawtness? (Doubt anyone really wants to gawk at a gal in a puffy', 'Stich from the 80's. I look like an African-American version of the Michelin Man...with reflective tape.)
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You'd probably get the most cred for someone that looks like they know how to ride/know what they are doing. As long as you got jeggings on under your 'Stich and some cool buttons of some bands that no one has never heard of you should be good to go.

Also showing up with a bevel drive Duc wouldn't hurt.
 
OMG I actually *saw* someone wearing jeggings the other day :wtf

I thought they were a joke. Turns out they are. I couldn't stop laughing at this girl, with all that junk in her trunk, walking down the street as if what she was wearing was normal

:wow

srsly, do you *have* a mirror? If so, do you actually *look* at your reflection in it
 
cat_in_sf said:
The BIG hint from the top of article: Zeit on a SUNDAY.
And those aren't motorcycles. They're mostly scooters. Sorry, but a 1974 360cc is a f'n scooter. One Harley and one BMW in the bunch = 80% scooters.
A couple of them are pretty cute, though. And when I was young and stupid(er), I rode in a skirt to work several times....back when the only gear available was custom...god, I'm old.
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No way. Those old CB's are fucking tits. Good luck getting them past 80 MPH without a nitro kit, but those are great bikes for City Rides or slinging through the back roads. I just rode a '76 CB400 to the City from Berkeley for a chick and it was a fun little bike. Gutless for my 250lb ass, but fun.

DucatiHoney said:
I want in. How do I catch teh hawtness? (Doubt anyone really wants to gawk at a gal in a puffy', 'Stich from the 80's. I look like an African-American version of the Michelin Man...with reflective tape.)
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:laughing You're full of shit.
 
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Eldritch said:
:laughing You're full of shit.
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I'm not.

But getting back to the subjects of the article--they are very cool and very cute. :thumbup I don't give a rip what they wear.
 
DucatiHoney said:
I'm not.

But getting back to the subjects of the article--they are very cool and very cute. :thumbup I don't give a rip what they wear.
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You gotta read the comments- somone from BARF posted already :rofl

"I see no safety equipment and to the chick riding with just stockings and hot pants: When you're going to turn into road pizza, I hope your boyfriend still loves you. Put on some fucking riding gear and get real, and less glamourous. Stupid article. Safety first. Have a nice day, and ride safely, not fashionably."
 
DucatiHoney said:
I'm not.

But getting back to the subjects of the article--they are very cool and very cute. :thumbup I don't give a rip what they wear.
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I think we both know you could ride with these kids just fine unless you've somehow managed to DOUBLE your BMI in the last couple years since I've seen you on a bike.
 
Got so caught up in Elditte's GF debate I forgot to say

Very very cool. Love that those bikes have beautiful gals sitting astride. :thumbup
 
}Dragon{ said:
You gotta read the comments- somone from BARF posted already :rofl

"I see no safety equipment and to the chick riding with just stockings and hot pants: When you're going to turn into road pizza, I hope your boyfriend still loves you. Put on some fucking riding gear and get real, and less glamourous. Stupid article. Safety first. Have a nice day, and ride safely, not fashionably."
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I saw that too--that's why I posted what I did. While I completely stand behind gear and safety belts and not huffing paint, I'm not going to force that stuff on someone else. If the article were about choices in gear, then I'd get all up in their faces about it--but it's not. I'm not getting on you, it's just a comment in general.

Eldritch said:
I think we both know you could ride with these kids just fine unless you've somehow managed to DOUBLE your BMI in the last couple years since I've seen you on a bike.
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Meh. I still fit into my eighth grade graduation dress. Unfortunately that's a bad thing. I was sorta hoping to hit puberty prior to hitting middle age. :laughing (But thanks, I know what you're getting at.)
 
Sorry, but as a graphic artist, I'm trippin' on the Foxy Brown font for their names. That's what makes the whole thing seem so fake..or maybe it's somehow ironic (?)
 
LOL yeah well everyone that works in a print shop in the bay area refer to themselves as a "graphic artist"
I'm Ipod dj, myself.
 
one of the hotties is a "medicinal plant specialist". love it!
 
Karbon said:
LOL yeah well everyone that works in a print shop in the bay area refer to themselves as a "graphic artist"
I'm Ipod dj, myself.
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Well, that's hostile. Okay, my job description is graphic artist, but I'm a production artist for a newspaper, designing ads'n'shit. Sorry if I somehow don't meet your standard!?!?!

At any rate, the font is weirdly 70s....
 
Bay Arean said:
Well, that's hostile. Okay, my job description is graphic artist, but I'm a production artist for a newspaper, designing ads'n'shit. Sorry if I somehow don't meet your standard!?!?!

At any rate, the font is weirdly 70s....
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AH fuck. Sorry not referring to you, but to the job descriptions on that web page.

I work in the graphics field as well, and its amazing how the term Graphic Designer has become a word ambiguously used to describe pretty much any kind of paid art work under the sun.
 
you want hot chicks on bikes? I find this extremely hawt

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chicks who race! hell yeah!
 
Karbon said:
AH fuck. Sorry not referring to you, but to the job descriptions on that web page.

I work in the graphics field as well, and its amazing how the term Graphic Designer has become a word ambiguously used to describe pretty much any kind of paid art work under the sun.
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Gotcha. Well, the term absorbed the now-defunct "Desktop Publisher" term used for all the near slave-labor Middle Eastern dudes at the xerox parlors....I should use it with more distinction and respect, 'tis true.
 
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