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Hipster bastards invading my bar?!?!?!

VTRZA

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Cambeezy
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a Chevrolet movie theater
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Big Meech
there was a fixie chained to the bench outside of my bar. A supergay multicolored one as well. WTF:wtf

They took over Zeitgeist,is the Escape next?
 
hipster chicks...sometime its worth filtering through the hispter douchies.
 
hipster chicks...sometime its worth filtering through the hispter douchies.

sometimes aint often enough:laughing

It seems like they ran off all the bikers because of neighbor complaints
 
What cracks me up is that I only go to Zeitgeist about once a month and I'm usually fumbling for my i.d. somewhere in the vast darkness in my multitude of over-stuffed pockets and the door guy says, "Nah, go ahead, I know you," (which is a little scary, because it's usually a different door dude every time and like I said, I'm not in there all that often...) And a couple of times the door guy will start griping about "these yuppie chicks" and "ooooh don't wanna get their white pants dirty" in a high voice and he'll make some sort of "gayish" looking move with limp wrists that I guess is supposed to imitate a prissy woman. I've gotten the youknowwhati'mtalkin'about look and a big belly laugh from this one guy. I kinda nod and smile and then go up to the bar and order my apple-tini and make sure that my pumps didn't get scuffed in my bag and schedule a nail appt. with the salon. :twofinger
 
Dude, it's the mission. It's already overrun with hipsters anyway.
 
just ge rid of any glass shaped like this:
Martini.jpg

and they should go away :teeth
 
Thats too bad man. I've had bars taken over by people who suck, and I've had to find new bars. But I've finally found a bar that I know for a fact wont be taken over by anyone except me and my friends. This bar is so awesome that last sat night when we went there...we were the only fucking people there! It was like our own personal club house with pool and shuffleboard...
 
we were the only fucking people there! It was like our own personal club house with pool and shuffleboard...

hard to find bars with good shuffleboard tables. best pub game evar:cool
 
I was at school today when I noticed that in the bike parking booths there were more fixies than all the other bikes combined.
 
I was at school today when I noticed that in the bike parking booths there were more fixies than all the other bikes combined.

must be a high school continuation school:laughing
 
And a couple of times the door guy will start griping about "these yuppie chicks" and "ooooh don't wanna get their white pants dirty" in a high voice and he'll make some sort of "gayish" looking move with limp wrists that I guess is supposed to imitate a prissy woman. I've gotten the youknowwhati'mtalkin'about look and a big belly laugh from this one guy. I kinda nod and smile and then go up to the bar and order my apple-tini and make sure that my pumps didn't get scuffed in my bag and schedule a nail appt. with the salon. :twofinger

Yeah, Willis can be a bit of a tool when he's working the door. He's especially good at the "gayish moves". :|
 
hard to find bars with good shuffleboard tables. best pub game evar:cool

Hell yeah. I love playing shuffleboard, but I'm not aware of too many bars around that have a full size table. Blue Calk in Palo Alto does but I can't stand that place. Does anyone know of any good places in the South Bay or Peninsula? PM me if you don't want to spread the word. :)
 
But I've finally found a bar that I know for a fact wont be taken over by anyone except me and my friends. This bar is so awesome that last sat night when we went there...we were the only fucking people there!

That's because, in the eyes of the regulars, you're the new hipsters that have taken over their spot. They've all left in disgust. :rofl
 
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