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Idiot on 84

vato_loco

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Frisco
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Bianchi
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Paweł
Sorry, this has been bugging me for the last few days. I have to vomit it all out or I'm gonna get sick.

Did our usual loop on Sunday. Around 12:30 we were riding east on 84 when a guy on an R1 passed us about 2 miles before La Honda.

No big deal. We were going along a decent clip but weren't pushing it. We caught up with him at the beginning of those 2nd & 3rd-gear sweepers at Troutmere.

Typical squid wearing a textile jacket and helmet but little else related to motorcycling. Baggy jeans, way too short, revealed exposed shins. Air Jordans completed the package.

When he realized we were on his tail he twisted the throttle as soon the road straightened up. Once at the next corner he slowed way down, hesitated, and pussy-footed his way through the turn. This charade repeated itself over & over until we reached La Honda proper, when our fearless rider sped past the fire/sheriff's station. Brilliant, Einstein.

Once out of La Honda, my riding buddy had enough. He quickly found an opening through a corner and sped past R1 man, who was startled. Unfortunately, I found myself stuck behind this guy but quickly concluded that it was way too dangerous to attempt a pass. Fearing that this dude was about to bin his bike, I backed way off.

I watched as he made right turns with his left knee jutting out. Left turns with his right knee out. The worst lines ever. Actually, they were more like zig-zags through the corners.

After a 1/2 mile we came upon my riding buddy, who was behind several cars. Oncoming traffic was typically heavy for a Sunday afternoon. The R1 squid crossed the DY to make his pass and disappeared.

When we got to the 84/35 intersection, I looked for him but he was nowhere to be found.

I haven't seen such appalling riding in months. There, I feel better now.

Oh, I forgot: M4M. :twofinger
 
I am quite new to the BARF, but saw many these M4M threads already. I wonder was there any funny/not funny threads where both found each other?:laughing
 
My idiot on 280 today was bigger than yours :x

I came up on an IDIOT in the #1 lane doing 65 (brand new honda, shitty brown color) and he wouldn't budge.

Fine.

I just change lanes and as I speed up to pass him he speeds up too so I can't merge in front of him (motherfucker) I'm not about to play chicken with a car so I whacked the throttle until he was a teeny weeny thing in my mirror then I got in the #1 lane.
 
I'm finding a few things in question here. When I think of a squid I think of T shirt, shorts, tennis shoes or flip flops and maybe a wheelie or two. A textile jacket sort of rules that out for me being he DID make an attempt even though he rode his bike like an ass.

Secondly, You looked for him but what would the conclusion have been? A fight? Maybe a lecture?
 
I'm finding a few things in question here. When I think of a squid I think of T shirt, shorts, tennis shoes or flip flops and maybe a wheelie or two. A textile jacket sort of rules that out for me being he DID make an attempt even though he rode his bike like an ass.

Secondly, You looked for him but what would the conclusion have been? A fight? Maybe a lecture?

Not long ago the term squid fit both dirt & street riders, it was simply someone who rode like an ass and had nothing to do with attire.
 
Not long ago the term squid fit both dirt & street riders, it was simply someone who rode like an ass and had nothing to do with attire.

Gotcha.. I see this term thrown around so much for different reasons that it's starting to lose its meaning.
 
sounds like a noob who didn't want to seem uncool. If he is lucky, he'll learn to ride his own ride and let faster riders pass next time. If not, more parts for the rest of us.
 
since OP is venting here, i'll vent some too....

i love how everyone out here in Cali basically shits on anyone who doesn't wear full gear, ATGATT as you say. i wear jeans on the street, but other than that taichi gloves and jacket, sidis, and an arai. but when i rode back in florida i wore shorts, a tshirt, and sneakers, often no gloves.

i promise you, if the climate here were 90s most of the time and humid as fuck, you would see a much much lower percentage of guys adhering to ATGATT.

sometimes guys just wanna chill on a mellow ride and enjoy the nice weather, and we're ok with the probabilities of us falling off while exposed. it doesn't necessarily mean the guy's a squid.

(this is really more for that stupid fucking "Squid of the day" thread, where people post up some iphone pic and feel better about themselves laughing at someone.)

there, i vented too OP. :)
 
since OP is venting here, i'll vent some too....

i love how everyone out here in Cali basically shits on anyone who doesn't wear full gear, ATGATT as you say. i wear jeans on the street, but other than that taichi gloves and jacket, sidis, and an arai. but when i rode back in florida i wore shorts, a tshirt, and sneakers, often no gloves.

i promise you, if the climate here were 90s most of the time and humid as fuck, you would see a much much lower percentage of guys adhering to ATGATT.

sometimes guys just wanna chill on a mellow ride and enjoy the nice weather, and we're ok with the probabilities of us falling off while exposed. it doesn't necessarily mean the guy's a squid.

(this is really more for that stupid fucking "Squid of the day" thread, where people post up some iphone pic and feel better about themselves laughing at someone.)

there, i vented too OP. :)

I wear jeans too. Sometimes I wear kevlar jeans if not too hot. People don't like it then they can go make sweet love to themselves.
 
I wear jeans too. Sometimes I wear kevlar jeans if not too hot. People don't like it then they can go make sweet love to themselves.

u're such a squid ant. such a bad influence:laughing


and i go home and make sweet love to myself thinking of you


nohomo
 
I rode today while standing on footpegs making pelvic thrust motions. No one saw it to make a thread about. :cry
 
I wonder was there any funny/not funny threads where both found each other?:laughing

No, the person being ridiculed usually either has the sense not to "defend" his shitty riding, or is not actually on BARF.
 
since OP is venting here, i'll vent some too....

i love how everyone out here in Cali basically shits on anyone who doesn't wear full gear, ATGATT as you say. i wear jeans on the street, but other than that taichi gloves and jacket, sidis, and an arai. but when i rode back in florida i wore shorts, a tshirt, and sneakers, often no gloves.

i promise you, if the climate here were 90s most of the time and humid as fuck, you would see a much much lower percentage of guys adhering to ATGATT.

sometimes guys just wanna chill on a mellow ride and enjoy the nice weather, and we're ok with the probabilities of us falling off while exposed. it doesn't necessarily mean the guy's a squid.

(this is really more for that stupid fucking "Squid of the day" thread, where people post up some iphone pic and feel better about themselves laughing at someone.)

there, i vented too OP. :)

Thank you..

Believe me I love this forum, its full of info and entertaining as hell but that whole "my way or the highway" attitude gets old. If half the people that post M4M threads on here said anything directly to the the person face to face that they direct these threads at they would probably get bitch slapped.

Not to direct this at just the OP, but rather as a generalization... If you don't dig what I wear, or how I ride you can go :twofinger yourself.

<3 you all.... though :thumbup
 
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