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If you find gay jokes and gay joking hilarious, does it mean you might be gay?

}Dragon{ said:
A kid goes to his Dad and says, can I have $25 bucks for a guinea pig? His Dad hands him $50 bucks and says, "Why don't you get yourself a nice Irish girl instead".
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:rofl
 
jdan007 said:
i dont like eating lobsters because they like kill them before you eat them
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One time, many years ago, I was having dinner with my best friend who happened to be a gay man with a thing for big redneck cowboy types :barf.
The waiter happened to be just his type but kept flirting with me. He asked for my number, and my friend said in exaggerated gay voice, "Baby, why have fish when you could be having laaaahb-ster." Then he licked his lips suggestively. I thought Mr. Redneck was going to break his neck gtfo'ing. He had somebody else bring our check to the table and he hid until we were gone. :laughing
 
channelcat said:
you DO know why so many SF gay men movin' to Oakland, right?
They heard its a good place to get a little color in their cheeks..

You heah me, Jeff?:laughing:twofinger
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Is that why you keep asking me to "jam" with you? You want some black in ya, is that it? :laughing

You better stop cheaping out and pay that toll to head on over to the City Anthony!

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Not how it is, but nice to know you thinkin' of me at 6 A.M.. Bro.:laughing

I'm supposed to be the alkywackocreepo around here, you're supposed to be the black stud.

It was a goddam joke.


Stiff dick in front MY face, any color, rates an icepick up the rectum.
 
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channelcat said:
Not how it is, but nice to know you thinkin' of me at 6 A.M.. Bro.:laughing

I'm supposed to be the alkywackocreepo around here, you're supposed to be the black stud.

It was a goddam joke.


Stiff dick in front MY face, any color, rates an icepick up the rectum.
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Lol angry kitty is angry. Settle down buttercup. :rofl

Try again? :twofinger
 
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channelcat said:
Not how it is, but nice to know you thinkin' of me at 6 A.M.. Bro.:laughing

I'm supposed to be the alkywackocreepo around here, you're supposed to be the black stud.

It was a goddam joke.


Stiff dick in front MY face, any color, rates an icepick up the rectum.
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weird stiff dick in my face and then im begging for it in the rectum :thumbup
 
What if it's floppy and slappy instead of hard and pokey?
 
no it might mean you might have a sense of humor and not take "jokes" thin skinned and as an attack :thumbup


Three friends -- two straight guys and a gay guy -- and their significant others were on a cruise. A tidal wave came up and swamped the ship; they all drowned, and next thing you know, they're standing before St. Peter. First came one of the straight guys and his wife. St. Peter shook his head sadly. "I can't let you in. You loved money too much. You loved it so much, you even married a woman named Penny." Then came the second straight guy. "Sorry, can't let you in, either. You loved food too much. You loved to eat so much, you even married a woman named Candy!" The gay guy turned to his boyfriend and whispered nervously, "It doesn't look good, Dick."
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Sooo 2 condoms walk by a gay bar and one says to the other--Hey let's go inside and get shit-faced.
 
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