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I'm on the Christian Mingle dating site...

if you just put it between her boobs it's not sex so you don't have to call her the next day. wicca girls are always super freaks, like rick james style super freaks
 
So did he survive the date or get sacrificed to P.A.G.A.N.?
 
So. Are you gonna eat that food, or are you just going to play with it..? :confused :laughing
 
If it was 2 in the morning, i had a 5th of captain morgan in my gut and there were no witnesses... I'd hit that!!! Then I'd deny it the next day if anyone questioned me about it. She's kinda got a progressive Insurance girl look going there.

Why?
 
She must be a nice girl; after all, they met on Christian Mingle.
 
I woke up in my boxers, covered in dew & I emerged from the woods about 2 miles away this morning.
I found my way on to a highway where a kid in a primered Nova picked me up & gave me a lift into town........
I won't be attending any more ceremonies in the woods anytime soon.......
I found this picture in my phone this morning......:(
 

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Holy SH*T Moondoggie? Were you rooffied and raped? Do what's right to protect the next guy.
 
This thread is a great learning tool for how NOT to photoshop images.
 
I woke up in my boxers, covered in dew & I emerged from the woods about 2 miles away this morning.
I found my way on to a highway where a kid in a primered Nova picked me up & gave me a lift into town........
I won't be attending any more ceremonies in the woods anytime soon.......
I found this picture in my phone this morning......:(

Not sure if serious...... :wtf
 
So you weren't goat raped?
 
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