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Is finding a dude tough for chicks over 35?

rydmohr said:
Oh, you use your left hand. Your doing it wrong. The right hand is the love hand. Know wonder your bored.:laughing
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:rofl My right hand is used to twist the throttle on a sprotbile :x
 
Now all barf women are a-ok if they read this

http://www.ehow.com/how_2080_clean-fish.html

# Step 1

Wash the fish using fresh tap water. Avoid cleaning fish with lake or stream water, as it can sometimes contain contaminants.
# Step 2

Remove scales by scraping the fish with a fish scaler or the dull edge of a knife. Use short strokes from tail to head. If you plan to skin the fish before cooking, this step is not necessary.
# Step 3

Make a cut from the gills to the vent.
# Step 4

Remove the entrails with your fingers. Check the cavity carefully to make sure everything's been removed.
# Step 5

Rinse the cavity well.
# Step 6

If cooking the fish whole, remove the dorsal fin by cutting along each side of it and carefully pulling the fin out with pliers.
# Step 7

Wash the fish inside and out with cold, fresh water. Store the fish covered with clean ice that can drain from the container as it melts.
 
Great post dude. If only the type of gals that Bouaregard spoke of would take those instructions to heart. Ya know memorize them and use them, make them a part of their lives. I'm sure they would meet some real men more often. It would be a good start but if a long term relationship is what they seek they must take one more leap. They must learn to clean the most abundant fish ever, yet still highly sought after, Oneyed Trousertrout.:teeth
 
rydmohr said:
Great post dude. If only the type of gals that Bouaregard spoke of would take those instructions to heart. Ya know memorize them and use them, make them a part of their lives. I'm sure they would meet some real men more often. It would be a good start but if a long term relationship is what they seek they must take one more leap. They must learn to clean the most abundant fish ever, yet still highly sought after, Oneyed Trousertrout.:teeth
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Lol, women like that will never "date below their station." :|
 
Papi-C said:
Now all barf women are a-ok if they read this

http://www.ehow.com/how_2080_clean-fish.html

# Step 1

Wash the fish using fresh tap water. Avoid cleaning fish with lake or stream water, as it can sometimes contain contaminants.
# Step 2

Remove scales by scraping the fish with a fish scaler or the dull edge of a knife. Use short strokes from tail to head. If you plan to skin the fish before cooking, this step is not necessary.
# Step 3

Make a cut from the gills to the vent.
# Step 4

Remove the entrails with your fingers. Check the cavity carefully to make sure everything's been removed.
# Step 5

Rinse the cavity well.
# Step 6

If cooking the fish whole, remove the dorsal fin by cutting along each side of it and carefully pulling the fin out with pliers.
# Step 7

Wash the fish inside and out with cold, fresh water. Store the fish covered with clean ice that can drain from the container as it melts.
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:hand
I've gutted fish, deer, wild pig. Cooked it all, too. Anyone for bear meat summer sausage?? :teeth :drool

rydmohr said:
Great post dude. If only the type of gals that Bouaregard spoke of would take those instructions to heart. Ya know memorize them and use them, make them a part of their lives. I'm sure they would meet some real men more often. It would be a good start but if a long term relationship is what they seek they must take one more leap. They must learn to clean the most abundant fish ever, yet still highly sought after, Oneyed Trousertrout.:teeth
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:wtf Uhm... do you really want that cut open and gutted??
 
Here ladies - problem solved:applause

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