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Jesus (internet/modem/router woes)

afm199

afm199

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Yamasuzhonaki 1450
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Mikezebub
Just spent HOURS trouble shooting internet connection, modem, router problems FUCK A DUCK. Now waiting for a new router. I hope this works. I gotta say the Indian techs actually knew their shit fairly well. Fuck firmware upgrades and OS incompatibility. It is s fucking plot to force you to keep buying newer software and hardware. Fuck Einstein and fuck Al Gore for inventing this shit. In the pooter with a roto rooter.
 
And here I thought this thread was going to be about you finding Jesus! Not about how impatient you are :p And you owe me 2 bucks for my cursing jar for happy hour pizza :p
 
You were fapping to too much hard core pron and Jesus said it was time for you to take a break.
 
yella600rr said:
You were fapping to too much hard core pron and Jesus said it was time for you to take a break.
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If Jesus wanted Ernie to take a break from fapping to hardcore porn, he wouldn't have invented Viagra and the internet. :hand

Steve
 
Ricky Bobby: Dear Lord baby Jesus, lyin' there in your ghost manger, just lookin' at your Baby Einstein developmental videos, learnin' 'bout shapes and colors. I would like to thank you for bringin' me and my mama together, and also that my kids no longer sound like retarded gang-bangers.

Cal Naughton, Jr.: I had a dream where Jesus was a dirty old bum, and I was about to sock him in the face because, well he's a dirty old bum, but then I thought, there's something special about him...
Ricky Bobby: Because it was Jesus, right...
Cal Naughton, Jr.: Yeah...

Cal Naughton, Jr.: I like to think of Jesus as a mischievous badger.

Cal Naughton, Jr.: I like to picture Jesus as a figure skater. He wears like a white outfit, and He does interpretive ice dances of my life's journey.

Ricky Bobby: Dear Lord Baby Jesus, I want to thank you for this wonderful meal, my two beautiful son's, Walker and Texas Ranger, and my Red-Hot Smokin' Wife, Carley
Carley Bobby: [raises hands] Woo!
Cal Naughton, Jr.: Mhmm!
Walker: [along with Texas Ranger] Ow.
 
If Jesus was born in Mexico he would have been a day laborer and not a carpenter.
 
Jesus is a very common first name for men (#129 out of 1220) and also a very common last name for both men and women (#11359 out of 88799). (1990 U.S. Census)
 
afm199 said:
Just spent HOURS trouble shooting internet connection, modem, router problems FUCK A DUCK. Now waiting for a new router. I hope this works. I gotta say the Indian techs actually knew their shit fairly well. Fuck firmware upgrades and OS incompatibility. It is s fucking plot to force you to keep buying newer software and hardware. Fuck Einstein and fuck Al Gore for inventing this shit. In the pooter with a roto rooter.
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I think your connection is working now.
 
tzrider said:
I think your connection is working now.
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Yep but wireless is down till I get the modem replaced, so no netflix streaming for the next week and I have to watch Moto GP on a 19 inch instead of 42. Life's just hard sometimes.
 
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