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Just another reminder why I think Golfers suck balls...

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Pro golfer Tripp Isenhour faces charges for killing hawk

By TRAVIS REED, Associated Press Writer 56 minutes ago

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Tripp Isenhour, of Orlando, Fla,. tees off on the fifth hole during the third round of the Nationwide Tournament in Panama City, Panama, in this Jan. 28, 2006 file photo. Isenhour is charged in Orlando, Fla. with killing a protected migratory hawk with a golf shot. It occurred in December when Isenhour was filming a video segment for the television show "Shoot Like A Pro."
Tripp Isenhour, of Orlando, Fl…
AP - Mar 6, 1:49 pm EST

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ORLANDO, Fla. (AP)—An animal rights group wants the PGA Tour to take action against player Tripp Isenhour, facing charges for hitting a hawk with a golf shot because it was making noise as he videotaped a TV show.

“Because of the high profile nature of this case, the PGA needs to take steps to address its interest and to make it clear that they don’t condone animal cruelty,” said Dale Bartlett, the Humane Society of the United States’ deputy manager for animal cruelty issues.

He said the organization would contact the PGA Tour on Friday to discuss the issue.

Isenhour was charged Wednesday with cruelty to animals and killing a migratory bird, misdemeanors that carry a maximum penalty of 14 months in jail and $1,500 in fines.

Isenhour, playing the Nationwide Tour this season after losing his PGA Tour card last year, apologized in a statement released Thursday and said he was only trying to scare the hawk away.

The 39-year-old player, whose real name is John Henry Isenhour III, became angry while filming “Shoot Like A Pro” on Dec. 12 at the Grand Cypress Golf Club—his home course—when a squawking red-shouldered hawk forced another take.
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He got in his golf cart and drove closer to the bird, then 300 yards away, and starting hitting balls at it. The bird didn’t move and Isenhour gave up and drove away.

Isenhour started again when the hawk moved within about 75 yards, Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission officer Brian Baine indicated in a report.

Isenhour allegedly said, “I’ll get him now,” and aimed for the hawk.

“About the sixth ball came very near the bird’s head, and (Isenhour) was very excited that it was so close,” Baine wrote.

A few shots later, witnesses said he hit the hawk. The bird, protected as a migratory species, fell to the ground bleeding from both nostrils.

“As soon as this happened, I was mortified and extremely upset and continue to be upset,” Isenhour said in a statement issued through his management company, SFX Golf. “I want to let everyone know there was neither any malice nor deliberate intent whatsoever to hit or harm the hawk. I was trying to simply scare it into flying away.”

Bartlett said Isenhour’s case, like the Michael Vick dog fighting case, is disappointing for society.

“We look up to professional athletes and we want them to reflect the best of us as a society and I think we’re appalled when it turns out they instead reflect some of the very worst attributes,” he said in a phone interview Thursday night.

Isenhour said he is an animal lover and his family has adopted three cats from a local shelter.

“We ask that everyone accept my sincerest apology, and please be respectful of my family’s privacy,” he said.

Isenhour has won four times on the Nationwide Tour, including twice in 2006. The former Georgia Tech star has played three events this year on the developmental circuit, the last a 36th-place tie two weeks ago in the Moonah Classic in Australia.

Jethro Senger, a sound engineer at the shoot, said hitting the bird was “basically like a joke to (Isenhour).”

“He just kept saying how he didn’t think he could have hit it, which I think is a stupid thing for a PGA Tour golfer to say,” Senger said. “He can put a ball in a hole from hundreds of yards away, and here he is hitting line drives at something that’s, I don’t know, a couple hundred feet away?”

Senger said no one in the roughly 15-person crew intervened, and many later regretted it.

“It was one of those cases where there’s some trepidation on whether or not they should speak up and do something,” Senger said.

Senger said the killing was not captured on video. The bird was buried at the golf course and later dug up by Florida investigators.

“Americans have no tolerance for cruelty to animals. Such a petty, mean spirited act against a wild bird is inexcusable and prosecutors are right to hold Isenhour accountable to the law,” Humane Society executive vice president Michael Markarian said in a statement released Thursday.

Associated Press Writer Kelli Kennedy in Miami contributed to this report.
 
wow. what a dick..

i played at a course here that has deer.... if u dont have the skillto hit around them u can get in big trouble if u do...
 
So because one golfer is a dick, all of em are ?? :confused


O yeah, I play golf.
yep, brilliant thinking on the OP's part: I hate all (name a Group) because of the action of one member of that group :thumbup
 
I'd like to quote a tremendous (tall, bushy-headed) blond surfer chick who, while we were (going to surf and) driving through a public golf course, leaned out the window and shouted in her characteristic squeaky but loud and confidant voice:

"FORE, you stupid mother-f*ckers!"
 
Oh. Hi Tina.

In my defense (and Julie Dunker's) I've heard a lot of people say that Tai Chi improved their golf or their tennis or their arthritis.
I've never heard anyone say what their golf improved.
 
All you need is an old Zuma, or an XR100....

So many Courses... So little time.....(In SF at least)


Actually SF has 7 city owned golf courses...:thumbup






Whatever you do don't ride Greens, it really sucks to fix them.... And it really pisses them off.....:teeth
 
and here i thought we'd be complaining about water rights and irrigated golf courses in nevada.

yeah, he's an asshole. lots of people are assholes. and while i'm sure lots of golfers are assholes, this doesn't prove that 'golfers suck balls.'
 
i read about this earlier.

I mean i love all things animal, especially the graceful and mighty hawk. Quite the dignified it is for certain...


i paint a picture of this wacky golf scenario in my head....and man.....










this shit is funny.
 
All you need is an old Zuma, or an XR100....

So many Courses... So little time.....(In SF at least)


Actually SF has 7 city owned golf courses...:thumbup






Whatever you do don't ride Greens, it really sucks to fix them.... And it really pisses them off.....:teeth

+1 on Zuma.

Zuma+4 beers+GG golf course= FUN

Oh yeah,I've got a fifty bucks bet out of it.:laughing
 
Oh. Hi Tina.

In my defense (and Julie Dunker's) I've heard a lot of people say that Tai Chi improved their golf or their tennis or their arthritis.
I've never heard anyone say what their golf improved.

:wave Hey Mark !!

I dunno what golf improves but it sure is fun !!
 
I'd like to quote a tremendous (tall, bushy-headed) blond surfer chick who, while we were (going to surf and) driving through a public golf course, leaned out the window and shouted in her characteristic squeaky but loud and confidant voice:

"FORE, you stupid mother-f*ckers!"


so what exactly did that do?:dunno


In my defense (and Julie Dunker's) I've heard a lot of people say that Tai Chi improved their golf or their tennis or their arthritis.
I've never heard anyone say what their golf improved.


say what?!!


I also :love golf!!

But that dude was a dick!!!!
 
In San Ramon it's $200 fine for hitting the Canadian Geese, I tend to keep my aim for the guy collecting golf balls in the cart on the driving range
 
that guy is an idiot, the hawk was undoubtedly telling him that his swing was WAY off.

I always listen to the birds when i play...of course, they are mostly just laughing at me.

and for you SF'ers....best golf in town is Glen Eagles.
 
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I'd like to quote a tremendous (tall, bushy-headed) blond surfer chick who, while we were (going to surf and) driving through a public golf course, leaned out the window and shouted in her characteristic squeaky but loud and confidant voice:

"FORE, you stupid mother-f*ckers!"

So what was the girls motive? To attempt to be total bitch to a bunch of strangers she doesn't know, who don't know her, and were not bothering her in any way? RIGHT ON!

You have to appreciate the irony of someone leaning out a car window screaming obscenities, and calling others "stupid mother fuckers."

Perhaps the golfers should get in their yachts and go chum the water with fish guts around all the local surf spots?
 
I saw a dude nail a squirrel at a driving range once, it was pretty funny.
 
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