reidconti
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I got as far as "World Health O"
I got as far as "World Health O"
I got as far as "World Health O"
Exactly, he's probably pretty good at Nigerian.All the strange little spelling, grammatic and syntactic anomalies in those communications would put me off, even if the deal didn't sound so obviously bogus.
"I've to move"? odd enough (very unusual use of a contraction of "I have" for an american), but why would he say "I have to move" after he'd already left the country?
I really love reading these idiot's attempts at faking the english language.
joe snuffy
buddy of mine uses that as a handle for online gaming. forgot what he told me it meant, something military related...

Me said:Hello, I saw your ad on Craigslist. Great looking bike and I love the color. I'd like to come by and take a look at the bike. Most afternoons are free if that will work for you, just let me know when.
Them said:Thank you for your interest for my bike ( 2008 YAMAHA YZF-R1). I sell it at this price ($ 1,900 ) because i just finished the divorce with my husband. It has 6300 miles!!!This bike is paid off,clean title,i have title in hand.
The divorce has finished 6 months ago and the bike is mine now. After the divorce I was forced to buy a new house. Following the financial crisis I can't afford to pay the bank and I decided to sell the bike. As you can see by the pictures it is in excellent condition. This bike runs as good as a new one and has no dings, dents, or scratches.
The bike is located in TUCSON,AZ, if you want to buy it.
I'm very busy with my job and I'm out of town so I can't meet in person with you so this is the reason why I chose to sell my bike over the Internet.
From the beginning you have to know that for the payment I request only secure pay, I prefer the payment to be done using eBay services (I will receive the payment only after you receive and inspect the bike and only if you agree to buy it).
We will use a safe payment method because I am affiliated at eBay and I have a purchase protection account. The last price for this bike is $1,900. I will pay for shipping and handling(the loan of my previous buyer didn't get approved) so there won't be any additional shipping costs).
If you are interested in buying it please provide me your full name and address for shipping so I can initiate the deal through eBay.
I will wait your answer (if you are interested to buy) very soon.
Me said:Tucson? Then why did you list it on Craigslist as Hollister? That's a bit of a problem, as I prefer to see a bike before I buy it and hopefully test ride it. Well, I do have a friend nearby in Chandler who also rides. Would it be OK for him to come over to take a look at the bike beforehand? His evenings are mostly free, so we can work around your schedule. If you prefer, he can meet you at a nearby shopping center or something. Just let me know when and where.
Them said:The bike is already at the shipping company .As I told you, I'm not in Tucson, for the moment , so we can't meet tomorrow or during next week, that's why I choose eBay to handle the transaction for me.
Please send me your Full Name and Address so eBay can send you the email with all the details that you need to buy the bike.
I am waiting for your reply.
Me said:That's OK, we can wait until you get back to town. I have no intention of buying a bike without myself or someone I trust looking at it in person. I've gotten screwed before on smaller things, so I'm not taking any chances with a motorcycle. If it hasn't sold already when you get back home, then let me know. Otherwise, good luck to you.
Them said:Thank you for your interest for my bike ( 2008 YAMAHA YZF-R1). I sell it at this price ($ 1,900 ) because i just finished the divorce with my husband. It has 6300 miles!!!This bike is paid off,clean title,i have title in hand.
The divorce has finished 6 months ago and the bike is mine now. After the divorce I was forced to buy a new house. Following the financial crisis I can't afford to pay the bank and I decided to sell the bike. As you can see by the pictures it is in excellent condition.This bike runs as good as a new one and has no dings, dents, or scratches.
The bike is located in TUCSON,AZ, if you want to buy it.
I'm very busy with my job and I'm out of town so I can't meet in person with you so this is the reason why I chose to sell my bike over the Internet.
From the beginning you have to know that for the payment I request only secure pay, I prefer the payment to be done using eBay services (I will receive the payment only after you receive and inspect the bike and only if you agree to buy it).
We will use a safe payment method because I am affiliated at eBay and I have a purchase protection account. The last price for this bike is $1,900. I will pay for shipping and handling(the loan of my previous buyer didn't get approved) so there won't be any additional shipping costs).
If you are interested in buying it please provide me your full name and address for shipping so I can initiate the deal through eBay.
I will wait for your answer (if you are interested to buy) very soon.
Total scam. Here's the back-and-forth I had with someone about another too-good-to-be-true bike:
Hear nothing more from the seller. A little over a week later I see the SAME bike again for sale, only the contact email is different. Hmmm, suspicious. I send an email, and sure enough, get the SAME email, word for word, as before:
You can dick them around too if you want, but it won't stop them. Could be mildly entertaining though.

You can dick them around too if you want, but it won't stop them. Could be mildly entertaining though.



