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Magical Genie Friday: What motorcycle do you choose?

I think I've heard this one. Is this the joke about the man who finds the genie who promises him one wish? The dude asks for peace in the Middle East, and the genie says that's rather entrenched and complicated, can he ask for something a little more achievable? The dude says, all right, I'll take a KTM that requires no maintenance and never breaks down. The genie thinks and says, all right, let's see that map of palestine
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Not that I don't already have my genie bike:

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I Just wanna have both.
 
Will the genie automatically proportion my choice for me? This is important because either the geni makes me 5'11" or the genie makes the bike proportionately smaller :x
 
Screw the genie, I'm just going to build what I want since no production company thinks people like me ride :x
Stay tuned for build thread.
 
Screw the genie, I'm just going to build what I want since no production company thinks people like me ride :x
Stay tuned for build thread.

Well if you screw the genie he will probably help you with a custom one off...:laughing
 
HP4.... :drool :love
 

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My Genie is dated.

This, unless the rider is included; then this.
 

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2013 Duc Multi with the newfangled suspension. Will the genie give me all the luggage too?
 
Jeff, have you seen the terra mostro? So in love! I think it was Jake that posted a pic or maybe Traq, but I tried to search for it, you can't get it in the states :(

That's funny. Steve and I were just talking about those this past weekend. I could swear there was a company in the East Bay that was building these out of 620/695/696 Monsters just a few years back. :confused

Moto Guzzi MGS-01 Corsa.

1. I always thought it looked cool.
2. I like big jugs. :cool

FFFF.. I forgot at that thing. I saw one in person, well the race only model. Holy hell so much sexy.

They were all track only. No street legal version was built.

How about an Egli Vincent? :drool

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That's funny. Steve and I were just talking about those this past weekend. I could swear there was a company in the East Bay that was building these out of 620/695/696 Monsters just a few years back. :confused





They were all track only. No street legal version was built.

How about an Egli Vincent? :drool

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hoooly crap. you got me. pukin' beautiful. so thats what I was trying to do with my ol' GPz and $15
 
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The American Sport tourer, The Motus MST-R for me, please. Love that Carbon Black.

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Magical Genie? Does the selection have to stop at one? I mean if you have the Genie.....
 

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