Man dies after a prank involving an eel in his butt

[Anti-Hero]

Unagi is like candy.

 

[Idontdotrix]

how drunk do you have to be not to realize someone is putting a twenty inch eel up your butt?

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[Cycle61]

how drunk do you have to be not to realize someone is putting a twenty inch eel up your butt?

Don't know exactly, but I consider myself very fortunate to have better friends than this guy did.

 

[Idontdotrix]

it was a close vote, Nick. a very close vote.

 

[Cycle61]

And if I recall correctly, that twenty inch thing wasn't an eel.

 

[Climber]

how drunk do you have to be not to realize someone is putting a twenty inch eel up your butt?

Probably depends on what has been up there before.

 

[Gixxergirl1000]

Please tell me I'm not the only one clinching my ass at seeing this image.

So what you're saying is: If things hadn't gone terribly wrong, somebody would have been eating that eel the next day or so..

Oh man...

somewhere, someone in SF paid a lot of money to get this exact procedure done discreetly. eeeeew

 

[psychocandy]

them's some slimy friends with some slippery morals!

 

[mrc]

This article says the eel "gnawed at the man's intestinal track (sic)."

http://www.todayonline.com/World/Worldinbrief/EDC100505-0000080/Chef-dies-after-eel-eats-his-innards

So it's not entirely correct to say that it "ate his bowels." Not all of them, anyhow.

 

[Cyclesuzy]

anyone read "kiss the girls'?

I did and the eel scene is conspicuously missing from the film. What a shitty way to die

 

[Gixxergirl1000]

This article says the eel "gnawed at the man's intestinal track (sic)."

http://www.todayonline.com/World/Worldinbrief/EDC100505-0000080/Chef-dies-after-eel-eats-his-innards

So it's not entirely correct to say that it "ate his bowels." Not all of them, anyhow.

A chef from Sichuan, China, died after an eel was inserted in his rectum as a joke, according to local reports. The 59-year-old man was admitted to a local hospital with severe abdominal pains and dehydration. Doctors were shocked after they operated on him and found a 50cm long, 250g Asian swamp eel in the man's rectum. The eel had gnawed at the man's intestinal track and caused heavy internal bleeding and infection. The eel was reportedly inserted into the man's bottom as a prank by his friends after he passed out drunk.

How long was it in there?? Infection doesn't happen instantly... and neither does dehydration... and he had to have been conscious for the determination of "severe abdominal pain"...

 

[tzrider]

I find it hard to imagine it could eat a guys colon and not cause, oh I dunno, liters of blood to come pouring out. Should be pretty obvious what's going on.

"Oh my God, he's bleeding from the asshole! There must be an eel up there!"

 

[Idontdotrix]

While it can survive temperatures below freezing, months without water, or saline waters; it is mostly found in warm fresh-waters locations such as muddy ponds, swamps, anals, and rice fields.

^ direct quote from Wiki! so maybe these guys can plead they were returning the eel to its natural habitat?

 

[ThumperX]

Oh sweet mother of God

 

[m_asim]

^ direct quote from Wiki! so maybe these guys can plead they were returning the eel to its natural habitat?

Those ass eels are dangerous. I think Valgar owns a few

 

[jacksprat]

how drunk do you have to be not to realize someone is putting a twenty inch eel up your butt?

Nobody else heard about the chick that had to have her legs amputated because she passed out drunk sitting on them?

This doesn't surprise me coming from Chima, anyone I know who has traveled to the interior always comments on the vulgarity of the people.

 

[Jakemate]

"Oh my God, he's bleeding from the asshole! There must be an eel up there!"

Huh, maybe I didnt name a hemmeroid 'Gordon'....

 

[ThumperX]

It's reeeeeeeallllly ealy

 

[tuxumino]

eelings, nothing more than eelings,

 

[yella600rr]

Just what are trying to say? That I don't have a respectable ass?

Well hopefully you don't have an ap'eeling ass!