Sorta like snowboarders

...everyone looks good going fast, doesn't matter how well your gear matches.hahaha...
i rode my hybrid on a mountain bike trail wearing a shirt, cargo pants, and sandals (with socks) , and none of the other bicyclists would acknowledge me....
fun times....![]()
Haha you ARE the squid of the dirt trails.

why wear anything at all?
Like this? you clearly didn't look at my pictures... (there's a reason my caption talks about riding naked)

Socks negate nekkidness.
And really... Argyles? What is this, the 50's?![]()

I think you need matching leather tassels hanging off the handlebar. Can you wait until Chanukah or Christmas? I want to special-order them for you. I want to make sure the cowhide offers a good level of breathability while ensuring elevated resistance to abrasion, not to mention all top CE standards, and a particular wax and silicone treatment will give exceptional softness to the tassels. And if you let me, I paint the tyres too. It'll look really pretty.How else are you supposed to pose at *$![]()
I think you need matching leather tassels hanging off the handlebar. Can you wait until Chanukah or Christmas? I want to special-order them for you. I want to make sure the cowhide offers a good level of breathability while ensuring elevated resistance to abrasion, not to mention all top CE standards, and a particular wax and silicone treatment will give exceptional softness to the tassels. And if you let me, I paint the tyres too. It'll look really pretty.
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