Eldritch
is insensitive
Dear Moms,
Here on Mother's Day we Men and Boys thank you for being Moms.
We appreciate you putting up with us doing fighting, lighting stuff on fire, injuring ourselves with power tools, jumping off of stuff, crashing on/through stuff, eating stuff that makes no damn sense, and blowing stuff up.
We appreciate you for patching us back together as we do stupid boy stuff and stupid man stuff, we know we are idiots.
Thanks for being Moms, we appreciate you all.
Here on Mother's Day we Men and Boys thank you for being Moms.
We appreciate you putting up with us doing fighting, lighting stuff on fire, injuring ourselves with power tools, jumping off of stuff, crashing on/through stuff, eating stuff that makes no damn sense, and blowing stuff up.
We appreciate you for patching us back together as we do stupid boy stuff and stupid man stuff, we know we are idiots.
Thanks for being Moms, we appreciate you all.

