Most dangerous: Deer, zombies or gum?

[Jaxian]

Been reading the boards and these three really seem to have stricken a chord of fear within the community. So which one causes you the most sleepless nights? Homicidal Undead Zombies, Homicidal Live Deer or...gum?

 

[tuono2]

Been reading the boards and these three really seem to have stricken a chord of fear within the community. So which one causes you the most sleepless nights? Homicidal Undead Zombies, Homicidal Live Deer or...gum?

Gum.

 

[AkatomboRR]

haven't come across gum or zombies, but I think gum would be the least dangerous. zombies move pretty slow so they're ok..

 

[tuono2]

haven't come across gum or zombies, but I think gum would be the least dangerous. zombies move pretty slow so they're ok..

No, no, I have Zombie repellent (multiple 12 ga, assorted handguns etc), their ain't a damn thing you can do about gum!

 

[Blacknblue]

Zombie Gumby Clones, hands down. . .

 

[rumpofsteelskin]

Zombies riding deer while chewing gum. The deer are also chewing gum.

 

[Twowheelmonkey]

how about a gum chewing zombie dear?!?!?

 

[tuono2]

Zombies riding deer while chewing gum. The deer are also chewing gum.

My Gawd man, the insanity! I wouldn't know who to shoot first, and their is still no cure for gum! And what if the deer were also Zombies?

 

[V4]

deer chewing gum...

 

[Audacious Nick]

My Gawd man, the insanity! I wouldn't know who to shoot first, and their is still no cure for gum! And what if the deer were also Zombies?

Shoot the deer in the face first. Then shoot the zombie in the face.
Problem solved.

 

[Lester Green]

gum has to be the all time lamest excuse fro having a get off. deserves a Barfie award.

 

[buellistic]

Zombies are more fun.
to run over..............

 

[Audacious Nick]

Zombies are more fun.
to run over..............

Maybe in a car, but they're a bitch to run over when on a bike. You have to hit them just right or you'll just fly off. Then they eat your ass.

 

[tuono2]

Shoot the deer in the face first. Then shoot the zombie in the face.
Problem solved.

Gotta double tap em both though, it's the rules unless you want to be the stupid idjit that always get killed by the zombies. And I still hate gum. Have to switch from the 12 ga to the M1A with hollow points. And I would still worry about that gum.

 

[davidji]

Then they eat your ass.

I can't speak for the rest of ya'll, but my brains are elsewhere...

 

[tuono2]

Maybe in a car, but they're a bitch to run over when on a bike. You have to hit them just right or you'll just fly off. Then they eat your ass.

And the damn zombie deer chewing gum leave it on your tires!

 

[Stormdragon]

Lions, and tigers, and bears. I don't worry about the deer, and zombies, and gum.

 

[Aluisious]

Gum by far. I once saw a reflection of a TV ad for gum in a mirror while thinking about riding, and the next day I high sided straight out of my driveway into a bus full of nuns. I still see the flames in my nightmares.

 

[ThumperX]

Holy flaming, fgt, fucking, gum chewing, zombie deer, Batman!

I hit one of these things and it reanimated into 20 more like kind and quality-they'll rip your head off Jim! (oh wait, that's werewolves)

 

[crank1000]