SuperMike
just doesn't get it
- Joined
- Apr 30, 2006
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- Old Marsh Creek Springs
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- 1969 Honda CT90, 2008 KTM SuperDuke 990
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- o_O
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I don't see what can one do against a car, if one is aikidoka, but oh well, please romanticize
hey what if the driver was a real bad guy
I used to walk my little junk yard dog on a leash. Often someones dog would be off leash and bound up to my dog. The owner would always say; "Don't worry MY dog doesn't bite". I'd always assure them, to not worry but my dog DOES bite. That little dog sure liked tearing up bigger dogs. Sneaky little dog he wouldn't make any fuss until he was in biting range. Oh well, sorry about that.
Sounds like the Porsche guy had the same attitude.
Thanx, Russ
who chuckled at this?
anyway, i was yelled at in a similar manner today involving dogs... but all the person could muster up was (say it in the super high picthed/constipated mexican accent) "fuck you, you, you, fawking, you and yoouurrr mum." all because my dog was off her leash just like every other well mannered dog was at garin park and her dog was going crazy trying to attack mine... of course my very sweet well cultured dog tried saying hi to the dog but she realized it was an asshole so just stayed out of range and stared at the dog like one would if a hippo have a seizure.
of course the family keep curising at me "you, you fucking you" was all the could say, so i laughed and said your an idiot, and idgaf if my dog is off a leash it is less of a threat than your pos is on a leash. and if your dog cannot be controled on a leash than you shouldnt bring it out in public till it can. than of course the got more mad and the fucks and yous got louder so i did my best to imitate them which made them more upset![]()
i know i know cool story bro, but it was really funny.

You are just as special as the Porsche Owner,

I think it is funny how the dynamics of the story changed when I realized the OP was a Lady and not a Man.
I think it is funny how the dynamics of the story changed when I realized the OP was a Lady and not a Man.
The pix are in my new phone, and I don't happen to have a way to download them just yet. USB cable is in the mail as I write.
(e-penor in full erection)
Oh my goodness. Pictures. Yes. Coming soon to a BARF page near you!
A check of the shipping tracking shows that the needed usb cable is in my town, and may very well be delivered to my mailbox today! As soon as I get it I'll download the pics and post them up. Patience, young padwan.
I don't want to email them to myself because I don't have a data plan, so I have to pay for each KB sent, and I'm cheap. Sadly, my computer is not equipped with bluetooth, so that's not an option, either.
Last night at dinner with friends we went over some of the "what if's," most notably, what if he'd pulled a gun? That's easy. I'd have run away so fast, right towards the guards at the Opera House stage door, screaming the whole way. I'm not sticking around for that sh*t, that's for sure.
If he had actually gone ahead and run into the bike (instead of stopping just shy of contact), the phone and camera would have come out a lot sooner, and I'd be telling my story to the SFPD, not on BARF.
I'm not really a "kick the door" kind of person; I wasn't out looking for a fight. I was making a very mild point about motorcycle only parking. My friend last night said that if I did actually have to defend myself physically against this guy, I probably would have been apologizing for hurting him while pinning him mercilessly to the pavement.![]()
I wouldn't have pulled in as close if the Porsche hadn't had more than enough room to back out. Mr. Porsche I-Don't-Back-Up-For-Anyone created the rest of the drama all by himself. Any normal person would have apologized for blocking the spots, backed up, and left.
I guess that when you stop being the world's doormat, stuff like this can happen.
Oh my goodness. Pictures. Yes. Coming soon to a BARF page near you!
A check of the shipping tracking shows that the needed usb cable is in my town, and may very well be delivered to my mailbox today! As soon as I get it I'll download the pics and post them up. Patience, young padwan.
I don't want to email them to myself because I don't have a data plan, so I have to pay for each KB sent, and I'm cheap. Sadly, my computer is not equipped with bluetooth, so that's not an option, either.
Last night at dinner with friends we went over some of the "what if's," most notably, what if he'd pulled a gun? That's easy. I'd have run away so fast, right towards the guards at the Opera House stage door, screaming the whole way. I'm not sticking around for that sh*t, that's for sure.
If he had actually gone ahead and run into the bike (instead of stopping just shy of contact), the phone and camera would have come out a lot sooner, and I'd be telling my story to the SFPD, not on BARF.
I'm not really a "kick the door" kind of person; I wasn't out looking for a fight. I was making a very mild point about motorcycle only parking. My friend last night said that if I did actually have to defend myself physically against this guy, I probably would have been apologizing for hurting him while pinning him mercilessly to the pavement.![]()
I wouldn't have pulled in as close if the Porsche hadn't had more than enough room to back out. Mr. Porsche I-Don't-Back-Up-For-Anyone created the rest of the drama all by himself. Any normal person would have apologized for blocking the spots, backed up, and left.
I guess that when you stop being the world's doormat, stuff like this can happen.