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On the Difference between God and Motards

Are you saying Jesus Christ can't hit a curve ball?
 
I'm SURE that Motards exist.
 
jesus doesnt need a motard when he can ride dinosaurs

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Jesus can, like a motherfucker.

Please, that dude is a total pussy! Always cryin' about how sore his hands and feet are, and braggin' about how awsome his dad is. I'm like "" Damn dude, give it a rest already! Your like 2000 years old, time to cut the umbilical cord." You'de think with all his connections that he could keep his bike running, but I guess even he can't make one of those Aprillia's stay together!


:teeth
 
He's coming for you, nonbelievers. And his steed is angry! Loud, slow and leaks oil something fierce too!:twofinger
 

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