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Online Dating, whats your experience?

For nuttiness? I can try...

Match.com: 45%
Plenty of Fish: 32%
eHarmony: 60%
Adult Friend Finder: 25%, people are too busy f**king to worry. :rofl

OKC: 85% :loco :laughing

I genreally agree but I had one throw off my stats on AFF. She is easily the most bat shit crazy woman I have met on any dating site. No, the sex wasn't even good. :(

No experience w/ eharmony and it sounds like that's a good thing!
 
What about match sucks?

The volume of great bj's? I haven't payed for match in a couple years but did meet some really cool women. Not sure why people h8'n on it other than the expense.
 
I eventually get bored of /annoyed with the whole process. I just disabled the old okc account for the time being. It always starts out kind of fun, but I can't be bothered to keep up with all the damn emails. Then I feel like a jerk and sign off :laughing

As for the differences- I refuse to pay for a dating service and match sucks anyway. I never figured out why, because they are both free, but okc seems to have fewer creepers than pof. Thus okc wins the online dating game.

Cootz, when are we going out dancing again?!

Let's go this Saturday! :love

I'm listening to Cumbia now!
 
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Stories man, must hear stories. :laughing

I see you online but you aren't saying hello!!!! What's wrong with you? What's wrong with me? Here, let me text you a ton of freaky pics so you'll like me better. Are you doing searches for other women???? Why are you doing that??!! Loud noises, yelling, drama. Me: "this is not a good fit, good luck!" Her: Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Txt txt txt txt, flood AFF pm box. Me "please stop. Really, you are not a good fit for me but I sincerely wish you well." Repeat for weeks despite me not returning any contact. We slept together one time, it was boring. She also kissed like a hooker in the movies which is to say pecks and that's it. She was in the medical profession so not a stupid lady but there was something very 'off' with her social skills.
 
I'm not on any of the sites :) Doing some research. Might want to expand the dating pool in the future.

Oh, and :love :leghump

:love

Let's go this Saturday! :love

I'm listening to Cumbia now!

Yes! Dancing after pirating!
Any of you boys wanna come out dancing with us...

I see you online but you aren't saying hello!!!! What's wrong with you? What's wrong with me? Here, let me text you a ton of freaky pics so you'll like me better. Are you doing searches for other women???? Why are you doing that??!! Loud noises, yelling, drama. Me: "this is not a good fit, good luck!" Her: Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Txt txt txt txt, flood AFF pm box. Me "please stop. Really, you are not a good fit for me but I sincerely wish you well." Repeat for weeks despite me not returning any contact.


Sooooooo, this is bad?? :p
 
I see you online but you aren't saying hello!!!! What's wrong with you? What's wrong with me? Here, let me text you a ton of freaky pics so you'll like me better. Are you doing searches for other women???? Why are you doing that??!! Loud noises, yelling, drama. Me: "this is not a good fit, good luck!" Her: Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Txt txt txt txt, flood AFF pm box. Me "please stop. Really, you are not a good fit for me but I sincerely wish you well." Repeat for weeks despite me not returning any contact.

Man! The new motto: "celibacy is underrated." :laughing
 
Man! The new motto: "celibacy is underrated." :laughing

Actually I have finally gone back to celibacy. I never thought I'd see this day but I just got burnt out on emails, first dates, and meaningless sex. Holy crap, did I just say that out loud? :laughing
 
Actually I have finally gone back to celibacy. I never thought I'd see this day but I just got burnt out on emails, first dates, and meaningless sex. Holy crap, did I just say that out loud?

+1. :laughing
 
Actually I have finally gone back to celibacy. I never thought I'd see this day but I just got burnt out on emails, first dates, and meaningless sex. Holy crap, did I just say that out loud? :laughing

I'm diggin' hot meaningless sex and cheap dates with smokin' hot Latin broads half my age. If you're going though a "middle age crisis" this area is the place to be. Matter of fact one of my Colombiana fuck buddies came over for quikie on her luch break today. :laughing :thumbup
 
I thought the pirate thing was next weekend

It is. I think she's planning a bit further out than I am. :)

Nope, just an idiot. Totally thought it was this weekend.

Okay dancing this Saturday, then Pirate ride, then more dancing :party
Waayyyy better than internet dating!
 
Amen! You're more fun, anyway.
We basically sound like we're dating at this point
:laughing
 
I think that Momo & Cootz should just stop beating around the bush (see what I did there?) and hook up. :p
 
I think that Momo & Cootz should just stop beating around the bush (see what I did there?) and hook up. :p


You're assuming we haven't already :boobies

Actually we do pretty well acting as wingwoman for each other :)
 
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