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ouch...circumcision, cut off penor, same thing right?

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The Seatons sued Patterson in Shelby County Circuit Court in 2008 after an operation that resulted in the amputation of his penis. Seaton claims the surgery was supposed to be a circumcision and he never authorized the amputation, nor was he given a chance to seek a second opinion.
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sfcootz said:
Um, go ahead and kill me now, please. No pen0r?
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Aren't you naturally lacking this piece of equipment. I mean, I understand there a MANY men willing to loan you this item for an hour or two, but if my anatomy knowledge is even remotely accurate you're already lacking a pen0r.
 
Squidly McSmearstain said:
Aren't you naturally lacking this piece of equipment. I mean, I understand there a MANY men willing to loan you this item for an hour or two, but if my anatomy knowledge is even remotely accurate you're already lacking a pen0r.
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Or you're making an awfully big assumption about her genetic gender. :x It's 2011 man!

Steve
 
Squidly McSmearstain said:
Aren't you naturally lacking this piece of equipment. I mean, I understand there a MANY men willing to loan you this item for an hour or two, but if my anatomy knowledge is even remotely accurate you're already lacking a pen0r.
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I'm thinking from the male perspective. Seriously, if I was a man and someone cut off my trouser snake I'd just as soon die. Besides, I don't need to have one loaned to me when I can buy my own. :twofinger

MtnRacer said:
Or you're making an awfully big assumption about her genetic gender. :x It's 2011 man!

Steve
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:laughing

wait... hey.... :x
 
sfcootz said:
I'm thinking from the male perspective. Seriously, if I was a man and someone cut off my trouser snake I'd just as soon die. Besides, I don't need to have one loaned to me when I can buy my own. :twofinger
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It's a damn shame that men are so easily replaced. :thumbdown


Oh wait, some of us actually have additional.......ummmm..........talents and skills.

However, yes I would be VERY upset if I went in for a trim and got the whole damn thing lopped off. I just got the big V. That was bad enough.
 
Squidly McSmearstain said:
It's a damn shame that men are so easily replaced. :thumbdown


Oh wait, some of us actually have additional.......ummmm..........talents and skills.

However, yes I would be VERY upset if I went in for a trim and got the whole damn thing lopped off. I just got the big V. That was bad enough.
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I tease about the fake pen0r thing. Nothing is better than the real thing with someone fantastic attached. :thumbup

I'm sending you a virtual high five for getting the Big V and giving your wife a break. :)
 
Squidly McSmearstain said:
I just got the big V. That was bad enough.
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That's too bad. My urologist actually made it kind of fun, if you can believe that. We mostly talked and joked about all kids of other stuff, but when he clipped out a section of the vas, he held it up in forceps and asked, "Hungry?" :laughing
 
sfcootz said:
I tease about the fake pen0r thing. Nothing is better than the real thing with someone fantastic attached. :thumbup

I'm sending you a virtual high five for getting the Big V and giving your wife a break. :)
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She said she was REALLY tired of taking the pill. The procedure was really nothing at all.

The doc said I needed 20 "finishes" to clean out the system and make sure I was had no more swimmers. He mentioned that for an additional $100 he would tell my wife I needed 40 "finishes" and it only worked when it was a team effort. :laughing He was a pretty good guy. Not the type to slice off your manhood.
 
Squidly McSmearstain said:
She said she was REALLY tired of taking the pill. The procedure was really nothing at all.

The doc said I needed 20 "finishes" to clean out the system and make sure I was had no more swimmers. He mentioned that for an additional $100 he would tell my wife I needed 40 "finishes" and it only worked when it was a team effort. :laughing He was a pretty good guy. Not the type to slice off your manhood.
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The pill sucks and the side effects/risks also suck. I can't take it 'cause I'm predisposed to blood clots. It's okay, though, 'cause the risk of me getting knocked up is nonexistent.

:|
 
tzrider said:
That's too bad. My urologist actually made it kind of fun, if you can believe that. We mostly talked and joked about all kids of other stuff, but when he clipped out a section of the vas, he held it up in forceps and asked, "Hungry?" :laughing
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My urologist tried to show me the bits of vas he removed. I was not in the mood. The insanely hawt, 24 year old nurse that doused my pen0r in ICE COLD iodine was a great moment. There's nothing like seeing an attractive women initiate shrinkage. I asked her if they kept the iodine in the fridge. She laughed and said it was room temperature. I laughed and said, "Uhh, no it's not." Then I asked if the fact that my testes were trying to escape the sudden onset of winter was going to impact the surgery. She looked at me like :wtf.

It turns out (I didn't know this at the time) I had the flu. My stomach was REALLY bothering me during the procedure, so I was concentrating on not blowing chunks. I thought I was reacting oddly to the procedure, but it turned out my 5 year old gave me the flu. The next two days I had sore manhood (not that bad) and stomach flu that made me miss my last bout of food poisoning. Ahhhhhh, good times.

sfcootz said:
The pill sucks and the side effects/risks also suck. I can't take it 'cause I'm predisposed to blood clots. It's okay, though, 'cause the risk of me getting knocked up is nonexistent.

:|
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Risk of getting knocked up is nonexistent? Are you a nun? :laughing
 
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Squidly McSmearstain said:
My urologist tried to show me the bits of vas he removed. I was not in the mood. The insanely hawt, 24 year old nurse that doused my pen0r in ICE COLD iodine was a great moment. There's nothing like seeing an attractive women initiate shrinkage. I asked her if they kept the iodine in the fridge. She laughed and said it was room temperature. I laughed and said, "Uhh, no it's not." Then I asked if the fact that my testes were trying to escape the sudden onset of winter was going to impact the surgery. She looked at me like :wtf.

It turns out (I didn't know this at the time) I had the flu. My stomach was REALLY bothering me during the procedure, so I was concentrating on not blowing chunks. I thought I was reacting oddly to the procedure, but it turned out my 5 year old gave me the flu. The next two days I had sore manhood (not that bad) and stomach flu that made me miss my last bout of food poisoning. Ahhhhhh, good times.



Risk of getting knocked up is nonexistent? Are you a nun? :laughing
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The only thing I'm riding these days is my motorcycle - and she's a girl. :twofinger
 
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