gixxerjoeca
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You must be young Jack, hopefully you will live long enough to quit doing stupid shit. I was young and dumb once so i will cast no stones.
I was scared to ride in the rain but after 3 AMFs I feared nothing. With the added weight of the girl on the back I was even able to pull off some wheelies.
Jack the Smack said:I was sober after having a beer a few hours ago.
We were pretty lucky, only one person got hurt (me). I tried to do a stoppie but ended up skidding the front tire. I didn't fall, but I slid so fast on my seat that I hit my crotch against the tank and was walking funny the rest of the night.
We'll, I can see at least two suspensions coming from this one.... no need to call names.
I hope you're going to suspend yourself for improperly placed punctuation pending a full Hooked On Phonics course

Having guts doesn't make you smart.....
.....it took guts to post this.
That's all I'll say.
Quick search for AMF reveals:
# Adios Motherfucker, a mix drink with high alcoholic content.
# Alphamethylfentanyl, one of the first widely distributed designer drugs, responsible for the implementation of the U. S. Analog Act.
So you were either fucked up on alcohol, or fucked up on "a beer a few hours ago" and a powerful opiate, making this a straight up lie:

The AMF quote was extracted from a different discussion about a different ride. All he admitted to prior to this ride was "having a beer a few hours ago".
Hope the young woman has a speedy recovery and minimal scarring.
I hope you're going to suspend yourself for improperly placed punctuation pending a full Hooked On Phonics course
Yeah bro, and the way he totally almost killed that girl took huge balls. C'mon Jeff, you've been on this forum a long time. Are you honestly just going snidely pass off this guys attitude?
Also Rel, you should be putting a call into your buddies at SF PD to watch out for this asshole instead of worrying about suspending people.
It's nothing new. We know guys like this ride all the time, which is why we try to stop this type of behavior.
Also, I wouldn't have to worry about suspending people if people would just follow the TOS.
FYI, I think that an AMF is like 3-4 shots of alcohol and if he had three AMF's, that would be 9-12 shots of hard alcohol. So, we'll say that the OP's BAC might be after the drinks, around.... .20. The human body processes .02 % per hour, so after 4 hrs, the OP would still be a .12%.
I'd have to dig out the stat, but I believe there's a stat that says after midnight 70% of motorcycle riders are somewhat impaired by either alcohol or drugs.
I'm sure that the OP did not call the police when his friend fell off the bike. Why's that? (And if so, I apologize in advance....)