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It's colonoscopy day! Last night was:
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Abacinator said:
It's colonoscopy day! Last night was:
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The thing I like about this isn't just the obvious water/volume part, but the fact that the concrete paints a picture of so much stuff coming out at once, that the butthole is stretched the point of being paper thin, like any more material/fluid and it'd blow up like a gag cigar.
 
Anyone use those handheld Dymo vinyl label printers with the annoying cartridges of tape? I basically want that but in the little desktop Dymo 550 form factor so I can print 1x3 or 2x3 size vinyl labels, but it looks like 1x3 and 2x3 vinyl rolls for them is not a thing. Why would that not be a thing? I guess I could use paper and put tape over it so that it could survive a sneeze, but that seems silly.
 
Abacinator said:
It's colonoscopy day! Last night was:
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Looks like it was party time for the last 24 at your place ! Look at that speed….they scheduled that scopy, fast!
byke said:
The thing I like about this isn't just the obvious water/volume part, but the fact that the concrete paints a picture of so much stuff coming out at once, that the butthole is stretched the point of being paper thin, like any more material/fluid and it'd blow up like a gag cigar.
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Um..yeah, okay..no.
byke said:
I guess I could use paper and put tape over it so that it could survive a sneeze, but that seems silly.
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Is this the one where they put air in there? My old coworker told a hilarious story of having to apologize to everyone in the elevator on his way out of the hospital for not being able to stop letting out some really big farts.
 
Almost got run over at Costco by a guy speeding by the entrance.

Happy Holidays!

As I approached my car a guy that looked a little like SFMCJohn was walking toward me.

He said "Great Day to go to Costco!"

I said "Don't do it man!".

He said "shit" and kept walking towards the mayhem.
 
Good morning hoerzeses!
Drinks with all y’all would be great. So many folks from yesteryear at Benders last night. Maybe we plan a Byke night near LB’s but close enough for ever.
 
thinking of going to Costco to get a vat tub of Laundry Detergent, because I lack some action in my life.


GAJ said:
Almost got run over at Costco by a guy speeding by the entrance.
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I'm glad you weren't run over. That said, I almost got hit from behind, while walking after parking my car, the other month in that other costco. The geriatric pensioner wasn't looking to the right behind his A-pillar is my guess. I yelled at them quite a lot
 
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Good deals on KTMs?

Spent today unloading a freshly loaded trailer as a bunch of packages that shouldn't have been in them ended up there, might be a little stiff tomorrow but it was a decent workout.
 
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