Post / Chat whores post here (2025)

[Abacinator]

paid 25 bucks to have a guy stick his finger up my bum. OK it was my PCP and it was a prostate check butt still . . . .
I think he used too much lube cus I was all squidegy back there till I could get to a bathroom and wipe out Klingons.
All this a day before Turdsday.
Do wimmins get their prostate checked?

I just turned 45 and had an annual checkup last Friday. No mention of the digital exam

 

[N4teTheGreat]

That sounds... unpleasant.

 

[Brokenlink]

Go onnñnnnnn

 

[ThumperX]

we get oversized cold metal duck bills wedged into our lady giblets, cranked open, then they shove a swab in our thing-a-ma-bob, scrape it on our cervix, remove the duck bills, stick their fingers in and palpate our uterus.

wheee.

With zero physical pleasure.

 

[two wheel tramp]

With zero physical pleasure.

but wait, there’s more!

after a certain age you get to have your titties smashed for science.

 

[Rtmac]

Ever have a kidney cleaned out? (ureteroscopy)
I'll take the prostate exam, please.

 

[Brokenlink]

You can't tell us there isn't a bit of pleasure in that. Come on.

 

[two wheel tramp]

You can't tell us there isn't a bit of pleasure in that. Come on.

in the titty smashing?

do you see me flying the titty torture bandanna out of my pockets?

 

[N4teTheGreat]

I imagine it's much less fun the having your balls fondled to check for lumps...

 

[byke]

That used to be a thing to get a job, play with your nuts and a drug test. I think I had to do two of those back in the day before they became phased out.

 

[Brokenlink]

That used to be a thing to get a job, play with your nuts and a drug test. I think I had to do two of those back in the day before they became phased out.

Drug tests? Yeah thank God.

 

[tuxumino]

we get oversized cold metal duck bills wedged into our lady giblets, cranked open, then they shove a swab in our thing-a-ma-bob, scrape it on our cervix, remove the duck bills, stick their fingers in and palpate our uterus.

wheee.

how much does that cost?

yeah ok a little bit of over lube is nothing to cry about

 

[tuxumino]

snekin by Kurosaki to get a . . .

 

[N4teTheGreat]

4 points shy of passing the aptitude test for that machinist apprenticeship with the city, so, I guess I'm not apt enough for that.

 

[tuxumino]

 

[tuxumino]

 

[N4teTheGreat]

Blok

 

[two wheel tramp]

derp blok.

@tuxumino the usual copay is $50 with kaiser.

 

[tuxumino]

ahh you kept me from a cat trick, and i was gonna use Magical Meow Meow

 

[tuxumino]

cats go Europop