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Pre-emptive "where can i get a loud pipe thread"

Yakoo11 said:
the rear brake is for trail braking duh!!!
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Yeah! You might slip out on the front in the dirt, so on trails, use the "trail brake" or back brake as most call it.

Sometimes you'll see racers pass in the dirt, on the side of the corner, that is where the term came from: "I trail braked him just like Rossi!"
 
sixtytwo said:
Whats a good loud pipe?
Saw off your stock pipe with a sawzall....
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I love my sawzall... favorite tool in the box. Next to duct tape it can be used in almost any circumstance


"Why do Duc owners have all of the hawt womenz"
or
"If I get a Duc, will I eventually get annoyed with all the hawt women asking for rides?"
 
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is 80 hp too little for a first bike? i don't want to be bored and outgrow it after a month rendering it totally useless and embarrassing
 
Is there a limit to how many times I can fail the MSF course ? Should I start thinking about quitting riding ?
 
I wuz doin laps at night on this rode i kno yo and a bum spilt oil on the rode and made me crash into a tree i needz to clame insurance cuz he spilt teh oils and made me crashses my bike yo. How do i get his insrance # or should i sue teh caltrans 4 not enuf lites to see teh bums oil?
 
My girlfriend bought a bike and it's too tall for her. Can I just slide the forks 4 inches up through the triple clamps?
 
Only if you don't break it into synthetic oil.
First run only dino oil, then 3/4 dino 1/4 syn, then 1/2 dino 1/2 syn, then 1/4 dino 3/4 syn, and finally full synthetic.
 
I gots a disc lock alarm from some dude in Oakland but the battery is flat an the alarm don't work. Can I leave my R6 parked on the street in the Tenderloin or SODA overnight without locking my bike? My brothers friends cousin said it would be cool.

I bought a bike on a Yamacard with nothin' down an I hafta pay the minimum on the card 'cause I only work part time at Burger King, so's I ain't got any spare bux other than for gas. I got liability insurance an my insurance payment is only three months late. But, that be cool. Right?

I'm 17 and I wanna get a 2009 ZX10. I can't afford insurance, I wanna get it anyway. Izzat ok?

I found a rockin' deal on a used Canadian Honda CB1000 with only 3500 miles on it, an I already bought it. They weren't ever sold in the USofA. Why can't I get it registered in California? A guy on EBay said it wouldn't be any problem. I'm pissed.


Is it ok to take the DMV written test but skip the stupid ride test? I can't pass it on my Boss Hoss...

Or...I took the ride test on a Honda Spree scooter and I passed! I wanna get a Boss Hoss. They're the same to ride. Yut ugh?


WFT! I passed a guy on the inside up on 35 on Sunday when I pulled a stuff move on him. Why was he so pissed at me? I kicked his ass when I railed past him, when he saw me braggin' to my buddies in the parking lot he wanted to beat me down. I don't get it. Wazzup wit dat?
 
Uhh, everyone knows they keep the blinker fluid next to the muffler bearings:x
 
calmike79 said:
sorry, this is the parody thread :nerd
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