HappyHighwayman
It's all in the reflexes
http://www.patheos.com/blogs/christianpiatt/2012/07/ten-cliches-christians-should-never-use/
http://www.patheos.com/blogs/christianpiatt/2012/07/ten-more-cliches-christians-should-avoid/
1. “Everything happens for a reason.”
2. “If you died today, do you know where you’d spend the rest of eternity?”
3. “He/she is in a better place.”
4. “Can I share a little bit about my faith with you?”
5. “You should come to church with me on Sunday.”
6. “Have you asked Jesus into your heart?
7. “Do you accept Jesus as your personal lord and savior?”
8. “This could be the end of days.”
9. “Jesus died for your sins.”
10. “Will all our visitors please stand?”
11. Love the sinner, hate the sin.
12. The Bible clearly says
13. God needed another angel in heaven, so He called him/her home.
14. Are you saved?
15. The Lord never gives someone more than they can handle.
16. America was founded as a Christian nation
17. The Bible says it; I believe it; that settles it.
18. It was Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve.
19. Jesus was a Democrat/Republican.
20. (Insert sin here) is an abomination in the eyes of God
Also, which god should we be convinced to believe in? The god of Abraham? Jesus? Zeus? Thor? The flying spaghetti monster? If you believe in one of those, won't don't you believe in the other ones?
Also a personal fav:
http://www.patheos.com/blogs/christianpiatt/2012/07/ten-more-cliches-christians-should-avoid/
1. “Everything happens for a reason.”
2. “If you died today, do you know where you’d spend the rest of eternity?”
3. “He/she is in a better place.”
4. “Can I share a little bit about my faith with you?”
5. “You should come to church with me on Sunday.”
6. “Have you asked Jesus into your heart?
7. “Do you accept Jesus as your personal lord and savior?”
8. “This could be the end of days.”
9. “Jesus died for your sins.”
10. “Will all our visitors please stand?”
11. Love the sinner, hate the sin.
12. The Bible clearly says
13. God needed another angel in heaven, so He called him/her home.
14. Are you saved?
15. The Lord never gives someone more than they can handle.
16. America was founded as a Christian nation
17. The Bible says it; I believe it; that settles it.
18. It was Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve.
19. Jesus was a Democrat/Republican.
20. (Insert sin here) is an abomination in the eyes of God
Also, which god should we be convinced to believe in? The god of Abraham? Jesus? Zeus? Thor? The flying spaghetti monster? If you believe in one of those, won't don't you believe in the other ones?
Also a personal fav:

One of the books in this site has that version, i forgot which, but link below will give you a clue about reading this stuff. If you read through a lot of it, you'll come to understand the Genesis in the Bible is the Reader's Digest version of a much more sophisticated creation myth. If you skip to the 30th or so paragraph, you'll see what I'm talkin' about.