revnort
Tasty Pants
- Joined
- May 28, 2008
- Location
- The Sunny Mission, SF
- Moto(s)
- F800GS, Dr. Zoidberg
- Name
- Dan
- BARF perks
- AMA#: 1108597
For passing on the left: Put your visor up so they can see your eyes. While keeping your throttle hand on the gas, swing you left leg over the seat and ride side saddle so you are facing the rider. You'll of course want to give the occasional glance to where you are going for safety. Use you left hand to make small circles around your nipples. I like to go back and forth from left to right nipple. Sometimes I go for the crotch rub but it really depends on how attractive the other rider is. This portion is called foreplay.
When the timing is right leap from your bike to the back of theirs and give them a big hug. Your bike will begin to slow down, but usually I find the other rider will as well, mostly because of the tender embrace. Finally, you can then safely leap back to your motorcycle and continue on your way.
With practice this entire exchange can be done in a manner of seconds. Until you are in the know it is often imperceptible to those who are not attuned to this type of brother/sisterhood. Look for it.
When the timing is right leap from your bike to the back of theirs and give them a big hug. Your bike will begin to slow down, but usually I find the other rider will as well, mostly because of the tender embrace. Finally, you can then safely leap back to your motorcycle and continue on your way.
With practice this entire exchange can be done in a manner of seconds. Until you are in the know it is often imperceptible to those who are not attuned to this type of brother/sisterhood. Look for it.
I only acknowledge other triples!!!