I know but really, what do you get out of those commercials? You ain't gettin the girl. You ain't gonna be glamorous or skinny. The demographic will just get pimples, fat and heartburn and the faster lane to Diabetes Amurica...

I'm just trying to imagine some yokel sitting in a Carl's Jr, because they saw the commercial and what promise will be met.
Yeah, I don't get it.

But it does kind of vaguely remind of a Gentleman's Latte from idiocracy in terms of the promise.
PS. Am I ruinin everything with my damn attitude??? Nyuk.