So I was riding a scooter...

[Audacious Nick]

And I saw a chick on a red ninja 250 and I waved, but you didn't wave back. What the hell woman? I'm a damn scooter waving at you.

So I came to a couple conclusions:
It was the shock that a scooter rider has never waved before.
It was the fact that I wasn't wearing a shirt.
Or could you just be envious of my 50cc of fury? Don't worry, I actually ride a bike 4 times bigger than yours though. So if the 50cc turned you off, my other ride is packing a lot more.

Either way, you looked pretty hot(literally and figuratively) in that open jacket and helmet. Hit me up.

 

[Gixxergirl1000]

"So I was riding a scooter..." = chick fail!

Maybe put a bumper sticker on it that says "My other bike is a literbike"??

 

[Dug]

"So I was riding a scooter..." = chick fail!

Maybe put a bumper sticker on it that says "My other bike is a literbike"??

NIOCE!

 

[Audacious Nick]

"So I was riding a scooter..." = chick fail!

Maybe put a bumper sticker on it that says "My other bike is a literbike"??

Actually isn't my scooter. Bought it as a surprise for my sister and was riding it home.
This is the Karma for being nice. FML

 

[Flying Pig]

Maybe the ninja gal didn't see you?
Most scooter's pipes aren't easily heard to be noticed..

Then again, maybe you'll be lucky and she checks on BARF, and your M4F will work out

 

[Audacious Nick]

Maybe the ninja gal didn't see you?
Most scooter's pipes aren't easily heard to be noticed..

Then again, maybe you'll be lucky and she checks on BARF, and your M4F will work out

Nah, I'm too awesome. It's impossible not to notice me.
I was laughing my ass off the entire 5 mile ride home. Damn scooter was a blast, as much as I hate to admit it. Nothing like pinning the thing at 40.

 

[npausuav]

wait, so you went to the scooter dealership without a shirt on?

 

[The_One]

Maybe you scared her...lol

 

[Audacious Nick]

wait, so you went to the scooter dealership without a shirt on?

Nah, it was a private seller. I ripped my shirt off the minute I bought it and rode it home.

Maybe you scared her...lol

Probably.

 

[AkatomboRR]

i accidentally waved at one by accident before. it was a MP3 :|

 

[Audacious Nick]

i accidentally waved at one by accident before. it was a MP3 :|

Did you promptly release a 20-second fart in order to prevent the revoking of your man-card?

 

[AkatomboRR]

Did you promptly release a 20-second fart in order to prevent the revoking of your man-card?

no, he/she was lane splitting so I didn't notice it was a scooter until post-wave..:|

 

[Audacious Nick]

That sucks.

 

[Angel-be-Good]

250 riders are assholes.

 

[Audacious Nick]

Just like scooter riders.
So I guess it was just a clash of personalities.

 

[snowflow mfg]

Just like scooter riders.
So I guess it was just a clash of personalities.

Does that mean that you and the red 250 gal would have been perfect for each other?

 

[Audacious Nick]

Does that mean that you and the red 250 gal would have been perfect for each other?

Pretty much.

 

[sixtytwo]

250 riders are assholes.

Hey, that's well deserved - their bikes are damn quick. Gawd I wish I could run circles around literbikes like the 250 riders do.

 

[Audacious Nick]

Nah, it's just the rider. They simply choose to ride 250's.

 

[snowflow mfg]

Pretty much.

I hope you find her and get her number.

Than you can have more 250 and scooter riding asshole babies.